Clean eating at the strip club...

AZ_Gato
AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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Heading to the strip club tomorrow. Do any of you have any suggestions for clean eating while there?
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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Get them wings, wash them down with tequila.
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    Bring your own food ;)
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    Don't eat out at strip clubs. You will get.......food poisoning. Avoid the Tuna Salad at all costs.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    You know what makes pickles even better? Wrap ham and cream cheese around them.









    What are we talking about again?
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Get them wings, wash them down with tequila.

    Should I boil the tequila first?
  • shutyourpieholeandsquat
    shutyourpieholeandsquat Posts: 1,394 Member
    I don't know that there's much clean at ALL at the strip club.... of course depends on if it's a high roller place or not. ha:drinker:
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    If they say it has crabs, try to avoid it.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    Now THIS is how you get pink eye...
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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    You know what makes pickles even better? Wrap ham and cream cheese around them.









    What are we talking about again?

    About the theory of relativity.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Now THIS is how you get pink eye...

    Can you eat pink eye? How many calories in that? What if I start eating it before midnight and finish it after midnight...which day should I log that to?
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    even dental floss can't get all the glitter out.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    Take a wetnap.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    You know what makes pickles even better? Wrap ham and cream cheese around them.









    What are we talking about again?

    About the theory of relativity.

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  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    even dental floss can't get all the glitter out.

    How many hoz have you downsized? Singing some Ludacris Area Codes now.
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
    Well, what options are on the menu?
  • JeaninePaige
    JeaninePaige Posts: 464 Member
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  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    even dental floss can't get all the glitter out.

    Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Well, what options are on the menu?

    So far there are bat wings, tacos, pink eye...I'm hoping there's some a la carte service.
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    Celery and vodka.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Take a wetnap.

    Nah those are too...moist. I suggest he just completely wet his whistle. With a highball.

    (btw...he's going to a strip club on a tuesday? that says more habit than bachelor party, no?)
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Take a wetnap.

    Nah those are too...moist. I suggest he just completely wet his whistle. With a highball.

    (btw...he's going to a strip club on a tuesday? that says more habit than bachelor party, no?)

    Tuesday Specials...psshh... clean eating on a budget.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    Heading to the strip club tomorrow. Do any of you have any suggestions for clean eating while there?

    Some of the best sushi I've had was at a gentlemen's club.
  • YoungDoc2B
    YoungDoc2B Posts: 1,593 Member
    If the strippers wash themselves first, that would be considered "eating clean". Amirite?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Take a wetnap.

    Nah those are too...moist. I suggest he just completely wet his whistle. With a highball.

    (btw...he's going to a strip club on a tuesday? that says more habit than bachelor party, no?)

    Tuesday Specials...psshh... clean eating on a budget.

    Oh if budgets an issue just bring sammiches that yer woman made and eat them in the parking lot before u go in. that's what we used to do when we wanted to get drunk before the club, drink in the parking lot right before entering. it's great b/c you don't risk an open container violation. u down it fast and then stand in line all cool and by the time it hits you, yer in just in time for drunk goggles for all the ppl in the club. now i'm talkign about regular night clubbing right now. unsure how strip clubs compare but i bet they are overpriced too. i also am guessing this will leave you all yer dollars for...umm....other things.
  • XjXannX
    XjXannX Posts: 44 Member
    Are you going to be there so long that you need to eat? Eat before you go?
  • iamanadult
    iamanadult Posts: 709 Member
    Yew shud order sum tacoz LOLS hahah
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    If the strippers wash themselves first, that would be considered "eating clean". Amirite?

    About the only place where chewed up food can be re-eaten. Well, now that I think about it. Damn it. I've been eating someone's left overs for a long time.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    If the strippers wash themselves first, that would be considered "eating clean". Amirite?

    only if they use antibacterial soap. hell i'd make them wash with pine sol.

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