Are ALL Girls Like This ?

SofaKingRad_II
SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
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Girl: Hey you're hot. Wanna grab a frappuccino at starbucks ? Your treat.
Guy: Sorry, but I don't see us as a couple.
Girl: WELL F*** YOU TOO C*** S**KING B**** S*** W**** C***
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  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    Coffeehouse dates are a waste of time, even if she is paying.
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
    Coffeehouse dates are a waste of time, even if she is paying.

    No no no...re-read it. She expects you to pay.
  • The_Aly_Wei
    The_Aly_Wei Posts: 844 Member
    Yes.
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    It's not something I would say and I would pay for my own.
  • Kerilynnda
    Kerilynnda Posts: 129 Member
    no no... not all of them.

    I would never expect someone to pay for me - especially if I asked them!!! (or even if i didn't)
  • DMZ_1
    DMZ_1 Posts: 2,889 Member
    Coffeehouse dates are a waste of time, even if she is paying.

    No no no...re-read it. She expects you to pay.

    That makes it an even bigger waste of time. No guy should go on a date in a coffeehouse unless he's already had sex with her.
  • ekz13
    ekz13 Posts: 725 Member
    :laugh: :drinker:
  • connordeans95
    connordeans95 Posts: 5
    Girl: Hey you're hot. Wanna grab a frappuccino at starbucks ? Your treat.
    Guy: Sorry, but I don't see us as a couple.
    Girl: WELL F*** YOU TOO C*** S**KING B**** S*** W**** C***



    Haha i see what your doing getting back at the post about men but its a valid point not all men are like that and not all women are like this only a very few can fall into this category.
  • GothyFaery
    GothyFaery Posts: 762 Member
    All girls that invite you on a day and order you to pay for it, yes, those girls are all like that.
  • Mischievous_Rascal
    Mischievous_Rascal Posts: 1,791 Member
    Just the ones who think they're princesses.











    Wait, that's most of 'em... Good luck with that! :drinker:
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    I'm still confused on how getting coffee automatically means becoming a couple.
  • wolfsbayne
    wolfsbayne Posts: 3,116 Member
    It's not something I would say and I would pay for my own.
  • in_the_stars
    in_the_stars Posts: 1,395 Member
    Girl: Hey you're hot. Wanna grab a frappuccino at starbucks ? Your treat.
    Guy: Sorry, but I don't see us as a couple.
    Girl: WELL F*** YOU TOO C*** S**KING B**** S*** W**** C***

    You were much nicer when you were a flower.
  • MM_1982
    MM_1982 Posts: 374
    That makes it an even bigger waste of time. No guy should go on a date in a coffeehouse unless he's already had sex with her.

    dhMeAzK.gif
  • thatjosiegirl
    thatjosiegirl Posts: 362 Member
    No, not all of them. Most of us are classy enough to accept a declined date with grace and some humor.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    That makes it an even bigger waste of time. No guy should go on a date in a coffeehouse unless he's already had sex with her.

    dhMeAzK.gif
    oh look, tweedledee and tweedledumb are here.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1159620-are-all-girls-like-this

    You're late
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1159620-are-all-girls-like-this

    You're late

    Dammit. :sad: :cry:
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1159620-are-all-girls-like-this

    You're late

    Two words every woman loves saying.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    That makes it an even bigger waste of time. No guy should go on a date in a coffeehouse unless he's already had sex with her.

    dhMeAzK.gif

    #genericgif
  • jconnon
    jconnon Posts: 427 Member
    Yes, sadly they are all the same.
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1159620-are-all-girls-like-this

    You're late

    Two words every woman loves saying.

    Could be worse. She could say, "I'm late."
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1159620-are-all-girls-like-this

    You're late

    Two words every woman loves saying.

    Could be worse. She could say, "I'm late."

    *shudder*
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    we like to be fine dined...
    pink bubbly, chocolate and lingerie.
    one day you will learn.
    put us on the pedestal
    and one day we will lift u up to join us.
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    This is like the third or fourth parody of the original thread. How clever.
  • thegingerpirate
    thegingerpirate Posts: 33 Member
    So, not justifying any of her actions, because freaking out and screaming is pretty much always uncalled for. But based on her having a major reaction, I'd say she probably had reason to believe that you guys were a couple. And you giving a much abbreviated version, that portrays you with one harmless sentence, seems like you're trying to get validation for being "in the right" when there was a lot more going on.

    Maybe if you guys had had some communication, rather than relying on stereotypes as a platform for how you speak to and treat each other, there wouldn't have been so much confusion as to if you were dating or not.
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
    This is like the third or fourth parody of the original thread. How clever.

    Actually, it's the second parody. I'm not on the forums enough to have caught the first parody. The dog one came second. OMG GET YOUR INTERNET FORUM FACTS STRAIGHT!
  • bugzinc
    bugzinc Posts: 291 Member
    Communication is over rated. Just txt me. If you cant figure out what I mean by the way im looking at you, we cant be a couple, because you're an idiot.
  • _GingerSnap_
    _GingerSnap_ Posts: 339 Member
    http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/1159620-are-all-girls-like-this

    You're late

    Two words every woman loves saying.

    Could be worse. She could say, "I'm late."

    My fiancee said that last week. I rode on her back down a flight of stairs.



    Problem solved.


    If memory serves I believe this is called a "bobsled".
  • PolkaDot_Princess
    PolkaDot_Princess Posts: 314 Member
    hahahah this is hillarious!!! Comon did this really happen? Looks like you dodged a bullet on that one anyways ;-)

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