Available for Immediate Adoption

_JPunky
_JPunky Posts: 508 Member
edited February 9 in Chit-Chat
Anyone else just want to get adopted by a hottie around here? Post if you want to be adopted, too. :wink: :laugh:
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  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    IN
  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
    In
  • DR2501
    DR2501 Posts: 660 Member
    In
  • KrazyDaizy
    KrazyDaizy Posts: 815 Member
    Depends on what said adoption entails.

    If it requires me to clean or cook then I am out.

    If it requires me to dance and shake it then I am in.
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    As long as she doesn't neuter or declaw me after adoption
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    KraizyDaizy...we ALWAYS want you to dance and shake it.

    Lots of adoptees here! Any loving homes?
  • DR2501
    DR2501 Posts: 660 Member
    Oh I misunderstood, I thought you were the hottie doing the adopting lol
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    Hi
  • Haltermania
    Haltermania Posts: 288 Member
    I could use a adoption..will cook, massage, and help you burn those bedroom calories:flowerforyou:
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    NO:angry:









    :wink:
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    I'm so confused
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Anyone else just want to get adopted by a hottie around here? Post if you want to be adopted, too. :wink: :laugh:

    I'm always up for hotties.


    I'll let you interpret that thowever you like.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Can I be an adopter and an adoptee?
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    Anyone else just want to get adopted by a hottie around here? Post if you want to be adopted, too. :wink: :laugh:

    I'm always up for hotties.


    I'll let you interpret that thowever you like.

    I prefer the literal interpretation.

    pervert
  • LankyYankee
    LankyYankee Posts: 260 Member
    You're a genius JP, truly.

    I don't do dishes though
  • PSULions2008
    PSULions2008 Posts: 97 Member
    I'm looking to adopt a bedroom acrobat...
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    Can I be an adopter and an adoptee?

    Absolutely!
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591 Member
    I'm a hobo.
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    Anyone else just want to get adopted by a hottie around here? Post if you want to be adopted, too. :wink: :laugh:

    I'm always up for hotties.


    I'll let you interpret that thowever you like.

    I prefer the literal interpretation.

    pervert

    You knew what he meant, so you're a pervert too...P.S. I approve...perverts are fun. :wink:
  • airdale8263
    airdale8263 Posts: 2,153 Member
    You're a genius JP, truly.

    I don't do dishes though

    Yes you are a genius but unlike Lanky Yankee -- I do dishes, also love to cook.:wink:
  • TheRoadDog
    TheRoadDog Posts: 11,786 Member
    I'm available for adoption. I am a great Chef and a Licensed Massage Therapist if that helps.
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    You're a genius JP, truly.

    I don't do dishes though

    I don't do laundry...think we can get taken as a package deal?
  • silver_arrow3
    silver_arrow3 Posts: 1,373 Member
    My profile edit says I've almost always been hot. That should count for something, right?
  • PSULions2008
    PSULions2008 Posts: 97 Member


    I don't do laundry...think we can get taken as a package deal?


    Bring it on. I have plenty to go around....see profile pic 3 for evidence ;)
  • LankyYankee
    LankyYankee Posts: 260 Member
    You're a genius JP, truly.

    I don't do dishes though

    I don't do laundry...think we can get taken as a package deal?

    We'll have to find that rare adoptee that can handle a duo. But look at us! We're ADORABLE
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    Anyone else just want to get adopted by a hottie around here? Post if you want to be adopted, too. :wink: :laugh:

    I'm always up for hotties.


    I'll let you interpret that thowever you like.

    I prefer the literal interpretation.

    pervert

    You knew what he meant, so you're a pervert too...P.S. I approve...perverts are fun. :wink:

    Tell that to his probation officer.
  • _JPunky
    _JPunky Posts: 508 Member
    You're a genius JP, truly.

    I don't do dishes though

    I don't do laundry...think we can get taken as a package deal?

    We'll have to find that rare adoptee that can handle a duo. But look at us! We're ADORABLE


    We ARE! I have really good puppy dog eyes when necessary. Maybe if we break those out and add in a "pity peas?"?? Or we could just offer up sexual favors. Whatever works best for us...I'm just brainstorming here. :bigsmile:
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
    I can handle two hotties.
    I am also available to be leashed out (pun intended)
    I cook, clean, dance, KEEP THE TOILET SEAT DOWN, hold open doors, massage, photograph, compliment and can reach things that are really, really high in the cupboards
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    You're a genius JP, truly.

    I don't do dishes though

    I don't do laundry...think we can get taken as a package deal?

    Your clothes must stink, or you must have a huge clothing budget!
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