ANYONE with long term cleanse success?

YES! I do a cleanse every time a thursday of the month falls on a 13th. I go to my local grocery store, buy lots of Mexican food, lots of jalapenos, chipotle sauce and eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Then i go to the toilet store and buy a toilet seat cover to reward myself (this is before i eat tho).

anyone can pm me for advice and help on this matter :flowerforyou:

Ooh, ooh, does vomiting four times until you can't do anything but dry heave, not eating for four days, having an appendectomy count, and having your urine turn green from anesthesia count? I definitely lost weight and kept it off!






But after that I went into a caloric deficit (started at 1200, found it unsustainable and went to 1400-1500), so I'm not sure it's entirely attributable to my impromptu cleanse... :-P

^^^"who came forward"???

Who claimed that they lost weight using cleanses and kept it off.

It might be evidence that no one wanted to discuss it due to all the mockery?

Here's my results from the MFP search (only goes back 50 pages, which equates to 10 months)


http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/945092-jillian-michael-s-detox-cleanse-drink?hl=detox&page=1#posts-14392074

deactivated

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/941848-detox-ideas-help?hl=detox#posts-14339854

Has lost 2lbs

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/938757-how-can-i-detox-my-body?hl=detox

Has lost 31 of 45lb goal. Signed up Jan 2011

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/937527-one-day-detox-cleanse?hl=detox#posts-14262041

Locked profile

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/928249-detox-have-you-tried-it?hl=detox

Deactivated

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/939055-fasting-cleanse-detox

Lost 7lbs since March. Hasn't posted in forums since April 2013.

edited to correct link.

I tried this new program that I totally didn't make up to make a quick buck that's been researched by several notable internet sources such as the Nailed It jpeg guy and Grumpy Cat: It's called Intermittent Cleansing. I've been doing it for a whole 30 hours, where I only cleanse my pipes in a four hour cleansing window per 24 hour period. The men at Sam's Club that day were ashamed, the ladies...smitten.

The ones that always blow my mind are the ones that say, "I did such-in-such cleanse 2 years ago and lost 10 pounds! Now that I have gained some weight back and have 30 pounds to lose, I want to jump start my body with a cleanse again!" Yeah, it worked so well, you need to try it a second time! Go you!

In cuz Jim Carey in a Bikini top is hot....Maybe he did a cleanse once

that chick on the real housewives always seems to be doing the master cleanse.