Halp!! My Poop Won't Flush!

AZ_Gato
AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
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Poop rant: WTF!!! Seriously puzzled by this strange phenomenon...I flush and I flush and the poop won't go. The turd nuggets are squatting in my toilet! Anyone have that issue? Serious issue for me, I have to flush about seven times and even then it lingers....who wants to open toilet lid and see puffy day old poop? I don't.

Am I eating too much bacon?
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  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    :laugh:
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    Juice cleanse. STAT!
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    True Story.

    My dad had to put in an industrial strength toilet that vibrates their house because of all plumbing issues he had with me and my two brothers. Especially my older brother who had anaconda poop.
  • Kayden1986
    Kayden1986 Posts: 189 Member
    Warm water and washing up liquid my friend. XD
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    :laugh: omg-
  • LankyYankee
    LankyYankee Posts: 260 Member
    Coat hanger. Nuff said
  • JesusBiscuits
    JesusBiscuits Posts: 66
    Xenical, my friend. Xenical.
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
    True Story.

    My dad had to put in an industrial strength toilet that vibrates their house because of all plumbing issues he had with me and my two brothers. Especially my older brother who had anaconda poop.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Kayden1986
    Kayden1986 Posts: 189 Member
    Coat hanger. Nuff said

    its just the aftermath of dealing with what's left on the coat hanger that gets me XD
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Xenical, my friend. Xenical.

    COCKBIZCUITS???!!!!

    Bahahahaha
  • littleburgy
    littleburgy Posts: 570 Member
    Dying...lol

    Stool softeners and fiber?
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    I know of a voodoo cleanse. All you need is a live chicken and a rope.
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    Holy hell, This just made my day!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    And because you made my day this is for you AZ :flowerforyou:
  • Candi_land
    Candi_land Posts: 1,311 Member
    Dishwashig soap, an empty green can of keebler crackers filled with hot water, and a wire hanger is all you'll need to flush away that corn caca.

    Or I can join forces with Sovi and conjure the spirits. My Wela taught me how.
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Holy hell, This just made my day!!

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    And because you made my day this is for you AZ :flowerforyou:

    Dame gracias mas tarde mamita. ; )
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    Couldn't do it. LOL!:smooched:
  • Rosplosion
    Rosplosion Posts: 739 Member
    You seem to have lots of bathroom related issues, hon.
  • sm1zzle
    sm1zzle Posts: 920 Member
    get a 2x4
  • kamalelwa
    kamalelwa Posts: 44 Member
    thanks for making me laugh today--I seriously needed it!!!!!haahahahahahahahaahhha
    :laugh:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Coat hanger. Nuff said

    I was gonna say plastic knife, but that works!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Dishwashig soap, an empty green can of keebler crackers filled with hot water, and a wire hanger is all you'll need to flush away that corn caca.

    I'm trying to figure this out. My brain isn't working properly.
  • Amadbro
    Amadbro Posts: 750 Member
    Xenical, my friend. Xenical.

    COCKBIZCUITS???!!!!

    Bahahahaha

    inb4lock
  • angmarie28
    angmarie28 Posts: 2,895 Member
    yuck, lol, but my brothers toilets dont flush poop, I lived with them for 2 months and refused to poop in their toilet, I would drive to a store :laugh: I want someone looking at my poop about as bad as I want to look at theirs. they have 9 people living there now, I cant even imagin the poop issues they have now
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
    hahahaha!!!!:laugh: :laugh:
  • shellyruth
    shellyruth Posts: 6 Member
    We had that problem at our house that was >25 yrs old. The toilets were old and the water left chemical build up all over the toilet elbows and joints. Everything we tried to flush would get stuck someplace. The solution = we changed out all of our toilets. No more problems!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Is this a euphemism for an MFP member who won't leave you alone?

    *Krsssssssssssht paging Mr. Universe..."Do you have this problem too?"*
  • JesusBiscuits
    JesusBiscuits Posts: 66
    Xenical, my friend. Xenical.

    COCKBIZCUITS???!!!!

    Bahahahaha

    That's me :glasses:
  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
    Coat hanger. Nuff said

    AZ you collecting them? What the....easier to go to a friend's house. Next caller....
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    My dad didn't even have a plunger in his new house, until I came to visit.
  • SusanL222
    SusanL222 Posts: 585 Member
    I know of a voodoo cleanse. All you need is a live chicken and a rope.

    I vote for this cure, AZ......:laugh: :wink: :ohwell:
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