Halp!! My Poop Won't Flush!

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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    Dishwashig soap, an empty green can of keebler crackers filled with hot water, and a wire hanger is all you'll need to flush away that corn caca.

    I'm trying to figure this out. My brain isn't working properly.
  • Amadbro
    Amadbro Posts: 750 Member
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    Xenical, my friend. Xenical.

    COCKBIZCUITS???!!!!

    Bahahahaha

    inb4lock
  • angmarie28
    angmarie28 Posts: 2,817 Member
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    yuck, lol, but my brothers toilets dont flush poop, I lived with them for 2 months and refused to poop in their toilet, I would drive to a store :laugh: I want someone looking at my poop about as bad as I want to look at theirs. they have 9 people living there now, I cant even imagin the poop issues they have now
  • kimosabe1
    kimosabe1 Posts: 2,467 Member
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    hahahaha!!!!:laugh: :laugh:
  • shellyruth
    shellyruth Posts: 6 Member
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    We had that problem at our house that was >25 yrs old. The toilets were old and the water left chemical build up all over the toilet elbows and joints. Everything we tried to flush would get stuck someplace. The solution = we changed out all of our toilets. No more problems!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Is this a euphemism for an MFP member who won't leave you alone?

    *Krsssssssssssht paging Mr. Universe..."Do you have this problem too?"*
  • JesusBiscuits
    JesusBiscuits Posts: 66
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    Xenical, my friend. Xenical.

    COCKBIZCUITS???!!!!

    Bahahahaha

    That's me :glasses:
  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
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    Coat hanger. Nuff said

    AZ you collecting them? What the....easier to go to a friend's house. Next caller....
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    My dad didn't even have a plunger in his new house, until I came to visit.
  • SusanL222
    SusanL222 Posts: 585 Member
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    I know of a voodoo cleanse. All you need is a live chicken and a rope.

    I vote for this cure, AZ......:laugh: :wink: :ohwell:
  • SusanL222
    SusanL222 Posts: 585 Member
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    I had to rush right back to my news feed to remove that I replied to this topic!! :blushing: Does anyone else do that? :ohwell:
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