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    Yoga Pants are Irresponsible

    Posts: 8,701 Member
    edited February 10 in Chit-Chat
    There's been a lot of talks in the boards lately about what has made people fat. I'm here to say, conclusively, my yoga pants made me fat. I was gaining weight, and a responsible pair of pants would have gotten tighter- but my yoga pants are so stretchy and comfortable, that they coerced me into obesity. Write to your senators! Ban yoga pants!

    In summation:I was a fat person, I wore yoga pants. Fat people wear yoga pants. Ergo, yoga pants make you fat.

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    • Posts: 10,913 Member
      Walk around in undies. Problem solved.
    • Posts: 288
      Hell No, Girl. I love Yoga Pants, espeically Lulamons, just about as much as I love Friday

      In fact, I may try to have you deported if you keep up this crazy talk...
    • Posts: 491 Member
      But I love yoga pants....they are comfy and make my butt look amazing....win win!!!
    • Posts: 132
      Yoga pants are amazing depending on who is wearing them
    • Posts: 1,456 Member
      Your yoga pants sabotaged you. In fact Lulu Lemon sabotaged you for making them. I'd sue.
    • Posts: 8,701 Member
      Yoga pants are amazing depending on who is wearing them

      They're dangerous. The government needs to step in.
    • Posts: 8,083 Member
      If you're giving up yoga pants, can I has your old ones?

      Bc I'm 'bulking' :laugh:
    • Posts: 34,415 Member
      In...


      ...oh so very in for this.


      (Friends who followed me into this thread from my wall...I strongly suggest that you get in on this as well. You're welcome.)
    • Posts: 3,730 Member
      In.

      I only discovered yoga pants after I lost weight. Now nothing comes between us. :devil:
    • Posts: 3,624 Member
      I'm a complete hypocrite. I love yoga pants but don't practice yoga. I figure people out there wear running shoes...
    • Posts: 4,317 Member
      Yoga pants keep me in check. If I ever stop feeling sexy in them, it is then time to step up my exercise game.
    • Posts: 491 Member
      I'm a complete hypocrite. I love yoga pants but don't practice yoga. I figure people out there wear running shoes...


      Me too...never done yoga in my life but I'll rock the pants
    • Posts: 1,574 Member
      In.

      Are yoga pants the new sweat pants?!
    • Posts: 27,732 Member
      In for abolishing pants.
    • Posts: 5,343 Member
      Walk around in undies. Problem solved.

      This.

      Absolutely this.
    • Posts: 8,701 Member
      In.

      Are yoga pants the new sweat pants?!

      They're far worse than sweat pants. Nobody thinks they look cute while their butt is expanding exponentially in sweatpants.
    • Posts: 5,537 Member
      My yoga pants caused a car accident once.
    • Posts: 4,885 Member
      In.

      Are yoga pants the new sweat pants?!

      Yes. Well, at least I use them as such. I own an obscene amount.
    • Posts: 6,129 Member
      They're dangerous. The government needs to step in.

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    • Posts: 3,624 Member
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      They're far worse than sweat pants. Nobody thinks they look cute while their butt is expanding exponentially in sweatpants.

      QFT.
    • Posts: 8,083 Member
      My yoga pants caused a car accident once.

      Pretty sure that was actually your bum.
    • Posts: 4,142 Member
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    • Posts: 341 Member
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      I'm going to spend so much time looking at this gif. CURSE YOU, YOGA PANTS!
    • Posts: 5,343 Member
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      I'm going to spend so much time looking at this gif. CURSE YOU, YOGA PANTS!

      What was that? Oh, time...yoga pants.

      Yes.
    • Posts: 4,564 Member
      Me love some yoga pants
    • Posts: 1,456 Member
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      I'm going to spend so much time looking at this gif. CURSE YOU, YOGA PANTS!

      That makes two of us.
    • Posts: 515 Member
      I'm a complete hypocrite. I love yoga pants but don't practice yoga. I figure people out there wear running shoes...

      QFT
    • Posts: 8,701 Member
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      Please refrain from posting salacious images in this thread. This is serious. People all around the country are getting obese in their size medium pants, and the health of our children is at risk.
    • Posts: 260 Member
      NO :angry: :angry:

      I :heart: my yoga pants. They make my *kitten* look great
    • Posts: 1,179 Member
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      That makes two of us.

      Wait, somebody said something?
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