I Want You Because...

I have an 8 pound sledge....may need to replace the ball doo hickey when I'm done

always wanted a Greek Princess

I need a tigger

I have a court order, a pair of tartan Wellington's, some bee's, a copy of monkey pumper monthly magazine, a jar of yeast extract and a small Welsh hunting dog........and I'm feeling frisky!

I've come over all funny....Kindly fetch me my carpet slippers and my best spanking paddle.

Because of your mischievious smile.

Because you know how to have fun

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I want to know how the hell you've got such amazing hair! It's lush!!

Could use a wingman.

You may help me become more wild!

I need help with balance

you glisten : )

You look like you would be fun to hangout with!
Girl's night?

just because