Chickpea of the Sea "Tuna" Sandwich

Chickpea of the Sea Sandwich

1 15-ounce can chickpeas, drained and rinsed
1/4 cup mayonnaise (or similar product)
1 tablespoon whole grain mustard
1 1/2 tablespoons umeboshi vinegar (imparts a seafood flavor)
2 teaspoons celery seeds
1/4 cup chopped celery, from about one rib
2 tablespoons sliced scallions, from about about two scallions
Pinch cayenne pepper, optional
Freshly ground black pepper
Whole grain or artisan-style bread, to serve
Lettuce leaves, washed and dried well, to serve

Place chickpeas in the bowl of a food processor and pulse two or three times to roughly chop. Add remaining ingredients and pulse two or three times more to incorporate.

Lay out the bread and place the lettuce leaves on two slices. Spoon on the Chickpea of the Sea and top with the other slice of bread. Cut in half and enjoy!