Worst gift for a woman
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I got a bocce ball set for Christmas. I've never played bocce in my life, nor have I ever mentioned wanting to play. Oh, and I live in Iowa, so it's not like I could go outside and roll around the bocce balls! (or whatever you do with them...)0
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I know one guy who gave his wife a ring for Valentine's day, but the ring was on one of those realistic severed fingers you can buy around Halloween time.0
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Hand held dirt devil. I received one for Valentines Day. No I am not kidding.
That was the beginning of the end.
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My 2nd husband gave his ex-wife and I the SAME gift for Christmas one year (a pair of identical sailing gloves each).
They went down like a lead balloon with me I can tell you! He's now ex-husband No. 2
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Lol that's funny. I was gonna say an emergency pair of underwear. They come in a folded box. Just be caregul your way might give them back to you with a permanent do not remove lable0
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Get her a cookbook and a *kitten*, that way if she don't like it she can go f$&k herself0
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My husband got me new windshield wiper blades.. Ever the practical one....(eyes rolling)0
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I bought my ex a mop for valentines day.
It was a gag gift and there was an actual present, too... but she didn't think it was quite as funny as I did.0 -
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Get her a cookbook and a *kitten*, that way if she don't like it she can go f$&k herself
<insert That Escalated Quickly meme>0 -
My EX husband was completely horrible at buying gifts.... for our first valentines day together as man and wife he bought me a gecko from the gift store.... at the airport.... where he worked (he worked at the airport, not the gift store) ....I have no fascination with gecko's ...I'm not a big lizard fan, and even worse it had orange in it...(I absolutely hate the color orange). But hey, at least he got something right?
our first christmas together he got me a manicure set for acrylic nails complete with buffing files and nail decals (ohhhhhh) ..... I don't have acrylic nails.
for my birthday he got me a phone charger for my car....(I already had a phone charger for my car...my phone is always charged....If there was an underlying hint here I completely missed it) ... and it was also orange!
Mind you, I took these gifts graciously, and didn't complain ....some people just have no idea when it comes to gift giving... he must be one of them so when it started getting close to our 1st year anniversary I started dropping hints to help him out....(obvious hints) keeping in mind that the first year anniversary is paper. For him I took the lyrics to a song that we had dubbed as "our song" wrote it on some antiqued paper, signed it and put our wedding date beneath and framed it. I got nothing .... I take that back... after I gave him the present, a card and a "Happy Anniversary!" I got a "happy anniversary" back and a smack on the *kitten* as he walked out the door to go to work....
I would say the gecko was probably the worst though... I was trying to figure out for hours what gecko's had to do with valentines day, love, our relationship or anything that would have made it a good gift...0 -
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My EX one year for Valentines Day got me a used wee eater from the pawn shop....and nothing else... what an a**0
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My EX one year for Valentines Day got me a used wee eater from the pawn shop....and nothing else... what an a**
I really, really hope that's a typo for weed eater.0 -
My EX one year for Valentines Day got me a used wee eater from the pawn shop....and nothing else... what an a**
I really, really hope that's a typo for weed eater.
LOL it is....0 -
My EX one year for Valentines Day got me a used wee eater from the pawn shop....and nothing else... what an a**
wee eater... lmao0 -
I remember one year (waaaaay back) my man got me a VCR/DVD player (remember those?)... I was so pissed! It was for X-MAS!
Just because I said it would be cool to have one he thought it would be a great gift! LOL! We got in a fight because I was like WTF? This a family gift, not a sexy wife gift!!! LMAO remembering that ish.0 -
things I actually want from this thread...
1- wine bra
2- hand held dirt devil
3- "go girl" pink artificial peen (I just wanna TRY it!)0 -
Duck Dynasty Chia pet.0
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Anything from the As Seen On TV website.
http://www.asseenontv.com
Pajama jeans
Comfort Gel Toliet Seat Cushion
WaxVac Ear Cleaner
Flexible Hose
Chillow0 -
a "homemade" cookbook composed of his favorite recipes by his mom :explode: I can cook and bake circles around that woman!!!0
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An iron. My husband got this for me on our first Christmas together. Not impressed at all.0
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Do not want.My EX one year for Valentines Day got me a used wee eater from the pawn shop....and nothing else... what an a**
You guys missed an important word. Not only is it wee, it's *used* wee. And we all know that woman hate the word "used" almost as much as they hate the word "moist". And it is undoubtedly moist too. /shudder0 -
Really? I would have thought that was an awesome gift (when VHS was still a thing). Especially if he got it because he remembered you saying it'd be cool to have one. *shrug*I remember one year (waaaaay back) my man got me a VCR/DVD player (remember those?)... I was so pissed! It was for X-MAS!
Just because I said it would be cool to have one he thought it would be a great gift! LOL! We got in a fight because I was like WTF? This a family gift, not a sexy wife gift!!! LMAO remembering that ish.0
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