If I had $20 million I would....

Two chicks..... oh

Buy an island
Build a giant mansion on said Island
Dub the Island "Naked Island. Where clothing is NOT an option"
Invite my closest friends to come live on Naked Island
Get my custom made Rolls Royce Phantom complete with the wine fridge option
Hire a driver to drive me around in my Rolls Royce Phantom
Hit up Sir Richard Branson with my idea for a new airline
Make more millions off of said venture with Sir Richard Branson

Oh, and buy a bunch of gold and silver so that when the dollar collapses I won't lose all my millions and in fact will have more.

On 20 million? you would be the most sought after financial advisor if you can pull that.

You could probably buy an island (albeit a small one) for less than 5 million. A modest mansion could probably be built for 3-5 million. Custom Rolls Royce Phantom with the wine option is about 600k. I'm sure a driver wouldn't cost that much, especially if I give him free room and board. Gold and silver isn't that expensive so I could probably buy a few hundred thousand in that.

So far I've spent 10,800,00.

My comment was on the initial giant Mansion which needs a big island to be on and have to be somewhere warm for people to be naked all the time.

If I had 20 million dollars
If I had 20 million dollars
Well, Id buy you a house
I would buy you a house

And if I had 20 million dollars
If I had 20 million dollars
Id buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

And if I had 20 million dollars
If I had 20 million dollars
Well, Id buy you a K-Car
A nice reliant automobile
And if I had 20 million dollars, Id buy your love

If I had 20 million dollars
Id build a tree-fort in our yard
If I had 20 million dollars you could help
It wouldnt be that hard

If I had 20 million dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge
In there somewhere
We could just go up there and hang out

Like open the fridge and stuff
And thered all be foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they dont have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame them?
Yeah

If I had 20 million dollars
If I had 20 million dollars
Well, Id buy you a fur coat
But not a real fur coat, thats cruel

And if I had 20 million dollars
If I had 20 million dollars
Well, Id buy you an exotic pet
Yep, like a llama or an emu

And if I had 20 million dollars
If I had 20 million dollars
Well, Id buy you John Merricks remains
All them crazy elephant bones
And if I had 20 million dollars Id buy your love

If I had 20 million dollars
We wouldnt have to walk to the store
If I had 20 million dollars
Wed take a Limousine cause it costs more

If I had 20 million dollars
We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner

Of course we would, wed just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
Thats right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups

If I had 20 million dollars
If I had 20 million dollars
Well, Id buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress, thats cruel

And if I had 20 million dollars
If I had 20 million dollars
Well, Id buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel

If I had 20 million dollars
If I had 20 million dollars
Well, Id buy you a monkey
Havent you always wanted a monkey?
If I had 20 million dollars Id buy your love

If I had 20 million dollars
If I had 20 million dollars
If I had 20 million dollars
If I had 20 million dollars
If I had 20 million dollars
Id be rich

Build a log home.
Buy a warehouse and open a gym with all the toys I like. Pretty much my dream gym. I may let some people join my gym.
Start my own tech firm and work on the projects I have in my head.
Invest what is left.

Two chicks..... oh

Just two?

Yeah dude. Who orders salad at a steakhouse? I'd be taking at least 8 chicks

Pay the huge tax bill that went with it.

Then probably help out that Nigerian prince who really needs it.

Two chicks..... oh

Just two?

Yeah dude. Who orders salad at a steakhouse? I'd be taking at least 8 chicks

Do you count yourself in that 8?