If I had $20 million I would....

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  • creech6317
    creech6317 Posts: 869 Member
    Buy my mom a house.
    Set up trust funds for my neices and nephew for college.
    Buy my daughter and son a house each.
    Buy myself a house.
    Buy a B & B for my daughter and I to run, we have always talked about doing this if we won the lottery.
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    Two chicks..... oh
  • darkguardian419
    darkguardian419 Posts: 1,302 Member
    Invest $15m in realty and long term stocks/mutual funds

    Buy a $2M house that I can expand on when the above investments pay off

    Buy an Agera R for me, a Veyron SS for my wife, and then go to Mazda and beg/borrow/steal for their LHD Spirit R RX-7.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Buy an island
    Build a giant mansion on said Island
    Dub the Island "Naked Island. Where clothing is NOT an option"
    Invite my closest friends to come live on Naked Island
    Get my custom made Rolls Royce Phantom complete with the wine fridge option
    Hire a driver to drive me around in my Rolls Royce Phantom
    Hit up Sir Richard Branson with my idea for a new airline
    Make more millions off of said venture with Sir Richard Branson

    Oh, and buy a bunch of gold and silver so that when the dollar collapses I won't lose all my millions and in fact will have more.

    On 20 million? you would be the most sought after financial advisor if you can pull that.

    You could probably buy an island (albeit a small one) for less than 5 million. A modest mansion could probably be built for 3-5 million. Custom Rolls Royce Phantom with the wine option is about 600k. I'm sure a driver wouldn't cost that much, especially if I give him free room and board. Gold and silver isn't that expensive so I could probably buy a few hundred thousand in that.

    So far I've spent 10,800,00.

    My comment was on the initial giant Mansion which needs a big island to be on and have to be somewhere warm for people to be naked all the time.
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Buy lots of bacon.
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    If I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Well, Id buy you a house
    I would buy you a house

    And if I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Id buy you furniture for your house
    Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

    And if I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Well, Id buy you a K-Car
    A nice reliant automobile
    And if I had 20 million dollars, Id buy your love

    If I had 20 million dollars
    Id build a tree-fort in our yard
    If I had 20 million dollars you could help
    It wouldnt be that hard

    If I had 20 million dollars
    Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge
    In there somewhere
    We could just go up there and hang out

    Like open the fridge and stuff
    And thered all be foods laid out for us
    Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

    They have pre-wrapped sausages
    But they dont have pre-wrapped bacon
    Well, can you blame them?
    Yeah

    If I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Well, Id buy you a fur coat
    But not a real fur coat, thats cruel

    And if I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Well, Id buy you an exotic pet
    Yep, like a llama or an emu

    And if I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Well, Id buy you John Merricks remains
    All them crazy elephant bones
    And if I had 20 million dollars Id buy your love

    If I had 20 million dollars
    We wouldnt have to walk to the store
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Wed take a Limousine cause it costs more

    If I had 20 million dollars
    We wouldnt have to eat Kraft dinner
    But we would eat Kraft dinner

    Of course we would, wed just eat more
    And buy really expensive ketchups with it
    Thats right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups

    If I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Well, Id buy you a green dress
    But not a real green dress, thats cruel

    And if I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Well, Id buy you some art
    A Picasso or a Garfunkel

    If I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Well, Id buy you a monkey
    Havent you always wanted a monkey?
    If I had 20 million dollars Id buy your love

    If I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    If I had 20 million dollars
    Id be rich
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    Two chicks..... oh


    Just two?
  • jstout365
    jstout365 Posts: 1,686 Member
    Build a log home.
    Buy a warehouse and open a gym with all the toys I like. Pretty much my dream gym. I may let some people join my gym.
    Start my own tech firm and work on the projects I have in my head.
    Invest what is left.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,820 Member
    Do whatever I wanted.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Two chicks..... oh


    Just two?

    Yeah dude. Who orders salad at a steakhouse? I'd be taking at least 8 chicks
  • MainahGirl
    MainahGirl Posts: 282 Member
    Buy a fur coat, but not a real fur coat...that's cruel.
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    Two chicks..... oh


    Just two?

    Yeah dude. Who orders salad at a steakhouse? I'd be taking at least 8 chicks

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  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Not tell a damn person. I don't need "friends" crawling out of the woodwork.

    Buy nice place out of the way in a nice area. Not anything crazy, but somewhere where I can enjoy and with enough land to play on. Somewhere forested in the NW probably.
    Semi-retire.
    Do work that I want to do.
    Invest.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    Pay the huge tax bill that went with it.

    Then probably help out that Nigerian prince who really needs it.
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    Two chicks..... oh


    Just two?

    Yeah dude. Who orders salad at a steakhouse? I'd be taking at least 8 chicks

    No salad for me. Just the trimmings.
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    Two chicks..... oh


    Just two?

    Yeah dude. Who orders salad at a steakhouse? I'd be taking at least 8 chicks
    Do you count yourself in that 8?
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    Not tell a damn person. I don't need "friends" crawling out of the woodwork.

    Buy nice place out of the way in a nice area. Not anything crazy, but somewhere where I can enjoy and with enough land to play on. Somewhere forested in the NW probably.
    Semi-retire.
    Do work that I want to do.
    Invest.
    Probably the best response yet and realistic. I'd probably buy myself that Viper I've always wanted too.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    Two chicks..... oh


    Just two?

    Yeah dude. Who orders salad at a steakhouse? I'd be taking at least 8 chicks
    Do you count yourself in that 8?

    I count myself as 4 of them. I would clone myself and have the worlds most narcissistic orgy.
  • gabbygirl78
    gabbygirl78 Posts: 936 Member
    pay off all my bills and my mom, sisters and brother's too
    pay for my children's college
    Set my children up trust funds
    Buy summer beach house.