When was the last time you wanted to hit your spouse?

billsica
billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
Mine was last week. She asked me if it was ok for her to pick up some 5 pound dumbbells at Target.

She regally lifts 30+ pounds of toddler and is a former athlete. I got pretty mad and told her that she is much stronger than that.

I kind of regret it now because target ones are super cheep compared to some real sets of ones that weigh something respectable.
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  • i feel like I'm watching Coronation Street...


    so....did you hit her?

    or do I have to wait for the next thread?
  • Two days ago when he put dirty dishes from the night before into the sink and left and went to work. Grrrrr
  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
    I hit on her all the time.... I can take the rejection.
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    He's an ex-spouse, and today. With a car.
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    i'll let you know if that feeling ever comes over me
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    I hit mine all the time! Bend him right over the knee, and treat him like the naughty lumberjack he is! :bigsmile:
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
    i ALWAYS wanna hit it, yo!

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  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    Mine likes it when I beat him
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    I hit mine all the time! Bend him right over the knee, and treat him like the naughty lumberjack he is! :bigsmile:

    OOPS! I forgot I was told to keep the role playing in the bedroom! Damn I guess the secrets out! :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • jkowula
    jkowula Posts: 447
    i feel like I'm watching Coronation Street...


    so....did you hit her?

    or do I have to wait for the next thread?

    OMG I was going to say when she watches Coronation Street! That show is a horrible addiction that I just don't understand!
  • SCV34
    SCV34 Posts: 2,048 Member
    UMMMM, Never!
  • jenifr818
    jenifr818 Posts: 805 Member
    This thread's gonna end swimmingly ... probably with a lock
  • TX_Thundercat
    TX_Thundercat Posts: 2,437 Member
    Only wanted to?
  • tzig00
    tzig00 Posts: 875 Member
    Mine's an ex and yesterday when he told me that he wasn't going to go in for his appendicitis because he had to finish a job at work for the next 2 days.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Jesus.
  • PhearlessPhreaks
    PhearlessPhreaks Posts: 890 Member
    Two nights ago when he ripped the cover page of my Yoga Journal magazine apart. Granted, it had a rip in it already, but he ripped the damn thing clear off. And I did hit him. I'm still kinda annoyed about it, actually, because he not only got the cover, but the friggin table of contents! :angry:
  • _firecracker_
    _firecracker_ Posts: 185 Member
    Momma said violence isn't the answer, so I divorced him instead.

    Hasn't quelled the urge though.
  • ShellyBell999
    ShellyBell999 Posts: 1,482 Member
    Mine likes it when I beat him

    Most really do!
  • Jenni129
    Jenni129 Posts: 692 Member
    if spanking counts.... today
  • RonnieLodge
    RonnieLodge Posts: 665 Member
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    That would be Never.

    Emotional scars from tongue lashings are more effective & last much longer.
  • powerpuffgirl66
    powerpuffgirl66 Posts: 143 Member
    Is this a trick question? I feel like it's a trick question...
  • beernpizza2
    beernpizza2 Posts: 553 Member
    i ALWAYS wanna hit it, yo!

    stormtrooper-pelvic-thrust-o.gif

    *Snort*
  • _firecracker_
    _firecracker_ Posts: 185 Member
    Only wanted to?

    I like it when he gets saucy.
  • 99clmsntgr
    99clmsntgr Posts: 777 Member
    I wanted to hit that last night.

    But she worked late and by the time she came to bed I was asleep.
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    This thread's gonna end swimmingly ... probably with a lock

    No one said when was the last time you DID hit your spouse.... Just when you WANTED to! NOT ALWAYS A BAD THING!
  • fatfrost
    fatfrost Posts: 367 Member
    Someone I respect to me told me once that you don't hit people you love, and I've never had the desire to raise a hand towards my wife. I regularly long for the days when parents could deliver a good spanking to misbehaving kids tho . . .
  • DeadliftAddict
    DeadliftAddict Posts: 746 Member
    I hit my wife a few times every day. She has a very nice butt! Chicks that squat and deadlift are the best.
  • PhearlessPhreaks
    PhearlessPhreaks Posts: 890 Member
    Two days ago when he put dirty dishes from the night before into the sink and left and went to work. Grrrrr

    Mine doesn't even do that. For some ungodly reason, he leaves whatever dish he's dirtied *next* to the sink. Drives me batty.
  • JesRuizz
    JesRuizz Posts: 215
    today when he called my job and asked my coworker if he can speak to " the hooker he seen walking in this morning!"
  • Saucy_lil_Minx
    Saucy_lil_Minx Posts: 3,302 Member
    I hit my wife a few times every day. She has a very nice butt! Chicks that squat and deadlift are the best.

    See this is a man who gets it!!!!!!!!
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