Help! I'm addicted to bodybuilders!

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  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member


    "Here for the tossing."


    do you even lift?

    Dang, I thought I was getting tossed.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Sighhh... Some of us have not given up hope that there is a buff bro that has the heart and the mind to go with all of them glorious bulges... surely they do exist!!

    They're all married or...
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    I gotta have a guy with big muscles too. Doesn't need to be the bodybuilder physique, but muscles are a prerequisite. And tattoos. I really like tattoos. And so far they've all been bad for me too, so I feel your pain.
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    Sighhh... Some of us have not given up hope that there is a buff bro that has the heart and the mind to go with all of them glorious bulges... surely they do exist!!

    They're all married or...

    Well now this here really is the problem....*sigh*
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    I gotta have a guy with big muscles too. Doesn't need to be the bodybuilder physique, but muscles are a prerequisite. And tattoos. I really like tattoos. And so far they've all been bad for me too, so I feel your pain.

    Yup....we like the same thing....loves me some tats too! Delicious!
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    I gotta have a guy with big muscles too. Doesn't need to be the bodybuilder physique, but muscles are a prerequisite. And tattoos. I really like tattoos. And so far they've all been bad for me too, so I feel your pain.

    sup?
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
    <---- totally lifts and would appreciate that booty to the maximus
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    I gotta have a guy with big muscles too. Doesn't need to be the bodybuilder physique, but muscles are a prerequisite. And tattoos. I really like tattoos. And so far they've all been bad for me too, so I feel your pain.

    Yup....we like the same thing....loves me some tats too! Delicious!

    Google Gary Leo Taylor and Travis James Tardiff. So freaking fantastic. Or don't Google. They're good enough that I will just post them here.

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  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
    Sighhh... Some of us have not given up hope that there is a buff bro that has the heart and the mind to go with all of them glorious bulges... surely they do exist!!

    <---- :flowerforyou:
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    <---- totally lifts and would appreciate that booty to the maximus

    you should've said "would appreciate that gluteus to the maximus"!!!! ugh!! it was perfect!! perfect!!!
  • alpha_andy
    alpha_andy Posts: 160 Member
    A true bodybuilder would be too sore to be tossing people around. Maybe if he took a few days off but then why do that!!?
  • elkahallick
    elkahallick Posts: 1,138 Member
    I don't get what all the fuss is with those guys with abs and defined muscles, I thought woman were suppose to fall for a guy with a sense of humor... Smh
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    I don't get what all the fuss is with those guys with abs and defined muscles, I thought woman were suppose to fall for a guy with a sense of humor... Smh

    Me either **licks abs**
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    I don't get what all the fuss is with those guys with abs and defined muscles, I thought woman were suppose to fall for a guy with a sense of humor... Smh

    Me either **licks abs**

    *hands spray cleaner*
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    I don't get what all the fuss is with those guys with abs and defined muscles, I thought woman were suppose to fall for a guy with a sense of humor... Smh

    That's a myth. A funny bodybuilder like brosciencelife 20/10
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    I gotta have a guy with big muscles too. Doesn't need to be the bodybuilder physique, but muscles are a prerequisite. And tattoos. I really like tattoos. And so far they've all been bad for me too, so I feel your pain.

    Yup....we like the same thing....loves me some tats too! Delicious!

    Google Gary Leo Taylor and Travis James Tardiff. So freaking fantastic. Or don't Google. They're good enough that I will just post them here.

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    Holy mother of YUMMM! There are plenty of guys on MFP that could take their places, though. Sometimes scrolling through the forums, the line-up of avatars on the left is almost like soft porn. A little like this one. :drinker:
  • Docmahi
    Docmahi Posts: 1,603 Member
    <---- totally lifts and would appreciate that booty to the maximus

    you should've said "would appreciate that gluteus to the maximus"!!!! ugh!! it was perfect!! perfect!!!

    DAMNIT haha fail - well played sir, *hangs head in shame* haha
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    I didn't realize women still liked bodybuilders.........did I wake up back in 1987
  • summertime_girl
    summertime_girl Posts: 3,945 Member
    Holy mother of YUMMM! There are plenty of guys on MFP that could take their places, though. Sometimes scrolling through the forums, the line-up of avatars on the left is almost like soft porn. A little like this one. :drinker:

    For sure, but if I posted their photos, I'd be a little creepy ;)
  • Willbenchforcupcakes
    Willbenchforcupcakes Posts: 4,955 Member
    Give me someone strong enough to outlift me and I'm hooked ...
  • PaleoChocolateBearJr
    PaleoChocolateBearJr Posts: 187 Member
    Well my snatch is pretty nice, I have great form
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    Holy mother of YUMMM! There are plenty of guys on MFP that could take their places, though. Sometimes scrolling through the forums, the line-up of avatars on the left is almost like soft porn. A little like this one. :drinker:

    For sure, but if I posted their photos, I'd be a little creepy ;)

    That's why you just wait til they respond and then slowly scroll through the thread. Man, I'm creeping myself out, now.
  • Fittreelol
    Fittreelol Posts: 2,535 Member
    I really don't understand this at all. Why a bb addiction when you could have strongmen? Me-ow!
  • elkahallick
    elkahallick Posts: 1,138 Member
    Holy mother of YUMMM! There are plenty of guys on MFP that could take their places, though. Sometimes scrolling through the forums, the line-up of avatars on the left is almost like soft porn. A little like this one. :drinker:

    For sure, but if I posted their photos, I'd be a little creepy ;)

    I told you those were for you only...
  • WuTanquerayClan
    WuTanquerayClan Posts: 132
    I can understand. I have a huge thing for fitness models. Mmmmm....fitness models...
  • Warchortle
    Warchortle Posts: 2,197 Member
    Nearly all the guys I've been out with have had fairly ****ty bodies...I think I'd die if I met a guy that could pick me up.....giggidy ;)
    Why do you think I even train deadlift / squat / and bench? I'll be able to toss a gal over my shoulder like Gaston from Beauty and the Beast.
  • thatonegirlwiththestuff
    thatonegirlwiththestuff Posts: 1,171 Member
    If all the hot dudes left my gym, then perhaps I'd actually get in a decent workout in. That eye candy often derails my workouts.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    I often find that women prefer an intellectual conversation about machine learning and epistemology over muscles any day...





























































































    Said no person ever.
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    I don't get what all the fuss is with those guys with abs and defined muscles, I thought woman were suppose to fall for a guy with a sense of humor... Smh


    *drools*
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    I gotta have a guy with big muscles too. Doesn't need to be the bodybuilder physique, but muscles are a prerequisite. And tattoos. I really like tattoos. And so far they've all been bad for me too, so I feel your pain.

    Yup....we like the same thing....loves me some tats too! Delicious!

    Google Gary Leo Taylor and Travis James Tardiff. So freaking fantastic. Or don't Google. They're good enough that I will just post them here.

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    Oh yes! Very nice indeed......although I do have a thing for bald guys.....buff, bald, and tatted. It's like lemon gin for this girl.

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