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    I should be dead

    Posts: 334 Member
    edited February 11 in Chit-Chat
    ... or, "How I consumed really old chocolate(?)" The Misty B. Story

    So do you guys know the Terry's Chocolate Orange? It's the big chocolate ball (with orange flavor) that you wack on the counter and it splits into "orange" slices.

    Several years ago (2004ish) I was at Big Lots (AKA somewhat shady discount store) and I found a Terry's Chocolate Apple. Same idea except it's shaped like an apple and splits into apple looking slices. I bought it, ate it, loved it. Never saw another one.

    Found out today that they stopped making them in 1954. I didn't die, so I guess I'm okay(?)

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      ... or, "How I consumed really old chocolate(?)" The Misty B. Story

      So do you guys know the Terry's Chocolate Orange? It's the big chocolate ball (with orange flavor) that you wack on the counter and it splits into "orange" slices.

      Several years ago (2004ish) I was at Big Lots (AKA somewhat shady discount store) and I found a Terry's Chocolate Apple. Same idea except it's shaped like an apple and splits into apple looking slices. I bought it, ate it, loved it. Never saw another one.

      Found out today that they stopped making them in 1954. I didn't die, so I guess I'm okay(?)

      Did it taste like an apple?
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      Did it taste like an apple?

      I don't remember. I think so... The orange one's taste like orange because they have orange oil in them... I don't know how they'd effectively make it taste like apple.
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