How Kale is destroying your health, and the world

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  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    you just don't like Kale admit it....

    fear mongerer...

    ETA: I expect this to turn into a full on bashing of kale and cauliflower and pineapple.

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH PINEAPPLE???!!!

    It never masquerades as pizza crust; it understands its role in life.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    you just don't like Kale admit it....

    fear mongerer...

    ETA: I expect this to turn into a full on bashing of kale and cauliflower and pineapple.

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH PINEAPPLE???!!!

    It never masquerades as pizza crust; it understands its role in life.

    it also makes certain fluids taste practically delightful
  • chanelle215
    chanelle215 Posts: 2 Member
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    Nooooo.... COFFEE is the best laxative ever!!!
    :smile:
  • brevislux
    brevislux Posts: 1,093 Member
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    I love it when people say something contains "chemicals".
  • lolagurlx0x0
    lolagurlx0x0 Posts: 149 Member
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    you just don't like Kale admit it....

    fear mongerer...

    ETA: I expect this to turn into a full on bashing of kale and cauliflower and pineapple.

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH PINEAPPLE???!!!

    It never masquerades as pizza crust; it understands its role in life.

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ THIS hahahahaha
  • bethanp
    bethanp Posts: 72 Member
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    Kale chips, when made properly, are freaking delicious. As is kale added to pasta with caramelized onions and truffle oil.

    P.S. That article was amusing :)

    *corrected grammar
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    you just don't like Kale admit it....

    fear mongerer...

    ETA: I expect this to turn into a full on bashing of kale and cauliflower and pineapple.

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH PINEAPPLE???!!!

    It never masquerades as pizza crust; it understands its role in life.

    it also makes certain fluids taste practically delightful

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
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    you just don't like Kale admit it....

    fear mongerer...

    ETA: I expect this to turn into a full on bashing of kale and cauliflower and pineapple.

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH PINEAPPLE???!!!

    It never masquerades as pizza crust; it understands its role in life.

    it also makes certain fluids taste practically delightful

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I use it instead of water in my protein shakes. Tasty for me and then tasty for the ladies.
  • 1shauna1
    1shauna1 Posts: 993 Member
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    I love pineapple! It's one of the better fruits, IMO. Cooked cauliflower always smells like farts to me, and what I imagine a fart would taste like.
  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
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    you just don't like Kale admit it....

    fear mongerer...

    ETA: I expect this to turn into a full on bashing of kale and cauliflower and pineapple.
    Kale and cauliflower taste gross. Pineapple is tasty, especially fresh, on it's own, but should never be put on pizza. It's just a travesty...
  • MrsG31
    MrsG31 Posts: 364 Member
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    I don't think I've ever met anyone who likes Kale.

    I LOVE vegetables - but I even hate it.

    My sister and her hubsand actually starting growing it in their backyard and use it in their smoothies and make kale chips. Not sure if she likes the taste or just tolerates it because she thinks it is healthy.
  • MrsG31
    MrsG31 Posts: 364 Member
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    you just don't like Kale admit it....

    fear mongerer...

    ETA: I expect this to turn into a full on bashing of kale and cauliflower and pineapple.
    Kale and cauliflower taste gross. Pineapple is tasty, especially fresh, on it's own, but should never be put on pizza. It's just a travesty...

    Travesty in your opinion. Da bomb in mine, my husband, my brother-in-law, and my kids opinions~
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
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    you just don't like Kale admit it....

    fear mongerer...

    ETA: I expect this to turn into a full on bashing of kale and cauliflower and pineapple.

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH PINEAPPLE???!!!

    It never masquerades as pizza crust; it understands its role in life.

    it also makes certain fluids taste practically delightful

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I use it instead of water in my protein shakes. Tasty for me and then tasty for the ladies.

    can I try some of your protein shake?
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
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    Did you bother to read the entire article? It's all satire...
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  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
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    I don't think I've ever met anyone who likes Kale.

    I LOVE vegetables - but I even hate it.

    Hello, it's nice to meet you. I love kale. Not as much as I love collard greens, but kale is my 2nd favorite green leafy veg.
  • SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish
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    Ha, I was getting ready to tear that stupid article to shreds and also say it did an even poorer job than the ones that it seems to be modeled after until I finished reading the end. Yeah, complete bs, good one.
  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,268 Member
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    Kale is the best laxative EVER.

    wanna bet..xylitol....dats the "bomb"
  • 1princesswarrior
    1princesswarrior Posts: 1,242 Member
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    I tend to disregard any article that mentions a ton of research but doesn't list the research as references.

    I don't like kale but love me some pineapple, now I want to go to the store
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
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    you just don't like Kale admit it....

    fear mongerer...

    ETA: I expect this to turn into a full on bashing of kale and cauliflower and pineapple.

    WHAT IS WRONG WITH PINEAPPLE???!!!

    It never masquerades as pizza crust; it understands its role in life.

    Exactly. And it's delicious on the grill, with teriyaki sauce :smooched: