When you looked at yourself in the mirror today,

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  • Salty_Sauce
    Salty_Sauce Posts: 1,329 Member
    That I'm a sexy mofo and I was going to make today my b*tch.

    You have one of them funny mirrors huh? jk :-)
  • sweetpea03b
    sweetpea03b Posts: 1,123 Member
    Ugh. I cant wait to get rid of these love handles!
  • playitagainsam
    playitagainsam Posts: 84 Member
    Oh boy! It's seriously time to get back into my healthy routine. After all, the holidays are over now, YOU *kitten*! :-)
  • MegaMolly
    MegaMolly Posts: 5 Member
    what was the first thing you thought?

    I'd go with 'Mirrors should think longer before they reflect' :P
  • Lucyk00
    Lucyk00 Posts: 63 Member
    "Why is my face so red?!? Weird."
  • gmoneycole
    gmoneycole Posts: 813 Member
    This beat is military...just got my haircut
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
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  • SexKittenlovesitrough
    SexKittenlovesitrough Posts: 486
    I looked...and I was about to formulate a thought about what I saw...then my lover walked behind me naked as he was born,....

    and my eyes followed dat *kitten*....up his back as he bent over to turn on the shower....and watched his bi's and tri's flex while he turned the knob....

    then he stood up and turned around and said in his endearing up too early voice "wha!????"

    and I tackled him.....

    I never did formulate a thought about how I looked this morning.....
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I kind of flexed and then said "I'd love to be black and hairless"...

    then I continued checking out my pasty white, hairy bod...
  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
    "Damn! I look good...without my glasses on."
  • anro86
    anro86 Posts: 790 Member
    Damn, I'm bloated.
  • pzacher68
    pzacher68 Posts: 38 Member
    Damn, still alive; got to get ready for work.
  • newjojie
    newjojie Posts: 292 Member
    Still disbelief it's me in the mirror.
  • twistedpixiequeen
    twistedpixiequeen Posts: 2 Member
    "Damn my *kitten* looks good!"

    All those squats and mountain climbers I hate so much are paying off
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    DAMN SON! Delts all day!
  • benniesmother
    benniesmother Posts: 269 Member
    TBH my first reaction was to feel sad. and then I had to remind myself where I was and how far I've come. then I got a little smile going on when I looked at my bum.
  • MireyGal76
    MireyGal76 Posts: 7,334 Member
    You look like crap.
  • grneyedgoddess77
    grneyedgoddess77 Posts: 58 Member
    The scale may not show it but fat is definitely missing...but why all in the right boob???
  • bikercowboy
    bikercowboy Posts: 404
    Though, ok, it cant REALLY be that cold in here :-)
  • staceypunk
    staceypunk Posts: 924 Member
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  • ArtsyGarbage
    ArtsyGarbage Posts: 38
    wow this mascara is 3 days old and it's still leaving dark raccoon circles under my eyes. impressive.
  • NavyKnightAh13
    NavyKnightAh13 Posts: 1,394 Member
    My thought:

    I am fat but I have to get ready for classes. (Plans changed though, my kiddo decided this morning was a great time to throw up).
  • Sarahmarshwiggle
    Sarahmarshwiggle Posts: 67 Member
    My first thought was that I needed to wash my hair :)
  • Broderick50
    Broderick50 Posts: 842 Member
    I'm not there yet
  • nathan_oz
    nathan_oz Posts: 229
    Really must get my hair cut
  • Pain_Train
    Pain_Train Posts: 36
    That's a bad MF'er with a huge ****
  • Atarahh
    Atarahh Posts: 485 Member
    I gotta get my headwrap straight
  • climbing_trees
    climbing_trees Posts: 726 Member
    Wow, my hair looks like ****.
    Then I turned around...
    Damn, my *kitten* looks fantastic.

    ;)
  • ascrit
    ascrit Posts: 770 Member
    what was the first thing you thought?

    *UGH*
  • glitchypixels
    glitchypixels Posts: 2 Member
    29 lbs to go.... and these pajama pants make me look horrible.... But they're SOOOOOO comfy! <3

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