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Fondles innocent people on buses.

they weren't? :huh:

Likes to eat the plastic with the cheese

Never shows her tongue out in public

Is out of shape, thick, and doesn't have an adorable face.

She has xray in her glasses and can see inside clothes

She sings while I do chicken dance

This is not her real picture... she stole it from her neighbour!

Giggled at architects meeting when they mention the building erection timeline.

Has Moobs

is adopted

@bperkins doesn't want anyone to know that is goes out on weekends in a pirate shirt to recite poetry in clubs, you know the ones, the dark, dank back alley type of places that draw out the melancholy crowd. He recites his poetry and the crowd just melts to his prose. He's quite good and usually picks up a few chicks by the end of the night. Unfortunately, when he takes off his shirt, he reverts to his typical self, he sounds kinda like PeeWee herman, within about 12 seconds, the girls are gone but at least he has a reason to be write more dark, stirring poetry for the next time. Hang in their buddy, Mrs. Peewee is out there somewhere.

Was so hungry tonight she ate cardboard.

Well it was good enough for Neil Patrick Harris in Harold and Kumar. Speaking of that she is drastically trying to get to a Whitecastle!

I ate her cookies and they were delicious.

Ate that fricking dog!