eating a sandwhich that i'm not interested in

bearkisses
bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
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should i do it?
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  • jessicalynne25
    jessicalynne25 Posts: 130
    always good to try new things :)
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
    but i don't want to lead the sandwhich on
  • kelly_e_montana
    kelly_e_montana Posts: 1,999 Member
    do you have anything else to eat? if so, don't eat it.
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
    i mean...it kept staring at me and asking me to eat it. I just feel bad watching it sit there and go bad.
  • greeneyes0809
    greeneyes0809 Posts: 422 Member
    No! Then the sandwich will get the wrong idea and begin to think you have more feelings for it than you actually do. It might actually become even more clingy and never leave you alone!
  • EllenKay63
    EllenKay63 Posts: 516 Member
    Are you hungry?
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    eat the sammich.

    then move to yemen.
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
    Are you hungry?

    Not for this sandwhich, but I am the only mouth it will ever want to be in
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
    eat the sammich.

    then move to yemen.

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  • Trechechus
    Trechechus Posts: 2,819 Member
    I feel like this is an allegorical thread
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    Maybe you should try and teach your sandwich algebra. If it learns algebra, you'll know it's worth keeping.
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    Sounds like a guy I know
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    No means no!
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    eat the sammich.

    then move to yemen.

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  • bidgiewidgie
    bidgiewidgie Posts: 6
    don't eat it - eat something you enjoy and that is nutrient-dense or will make you feel virtuous. The sandwich should have thought long and hard before it made itself so boring. and if it isn't fresh then it'll probably be even worse than you anticipate. any local birds will enjoy it, find some ducks or crows or worms or something.
  • GiGiBeans
    GiGiBeans Posts: 1,062 Member
    No. Put the sandwich in saran wrap and make it watch you eat ice cream. Sandwich's need to know their place.
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
    Maybe you should try and teach your sandwich algebra. If it learns algebra, you'll know it's worth keeping.

    and then tell my sandwhich to suck it giphy.gif
  • mistress8956
    mistress8956 Posts: 265 Member
    Make a second sandwitch and make the first sandwitch watch while you eat it! Make that beotch jealous :laugh:
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    has the sandwich shown you his meat yet?
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
    No. Put the sandwich in saran wrap and make it watch you eat ice cream. Sandwich's need to know their place.

    or just eat an ice cream sandwhich, that way i never have to get to know the first sandwich but still be satisfied in eating ANY sandwich


    *just learned to spell sandwich*
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
    Make a second sandwitch and make the first sandwitch watch while you eat it! Make that beotch jealous :laugh:

    sand witch haha

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  • Muddy_Yogi
    Muddy_Yogi Posts: 1,459 Member
    You may want to explain to that sandwich that you need to have a taco on the side.
  • AngryDiet
    AngryDiet Posts: 1,349 Member
    *just learned to spell sandwich*

    Yes. Sammich.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    Maybe you should try and teach your sandwich algebra. If it learns algebra, you'll know it's worth keeping.

    and then tell my sandwhich to suck it giphy.gif

    You got the places mixed up. You're supposed to accept that it can't learn algebra OR suck it. That means you would suck it. You being the mother of the sandwich.

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  • karl39x
    karl39x Posts: 586 Member
    Get another sandwich and eat them at the same time, just watch out for the mayo getting all over your face and hair.
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    Now if you eat the sandwich and get fat from it, can you spot reduce it off?
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
    Get another sandwich and eat them at the same time, just watch out for the mayo getting all over your face and hair.

    best idea yet, that way the other sandwich will know exactly what i am looking for in a sandwich

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  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
    Now if you eat the sandwich and get fat from it, can you spot reduce it off?

    only if i dump the sandwich before i suck it's life mayo juices out of it
  • Fit2Strip
    Fit2Strip Posts: 280 Member
    Now if you eat the sandwich and get fat from it, can you spot reduce it off?

    only if i dump the sandwich before i suck it's life mayo juices out of it

    I'm a sandwich... feel free to extract the life mayo juices...
  • bearkisses
    bearkisses Posts: 1,252 Member
    Now if you eat the sandwich and get fat from it, can you spot reduce it off?

    only if i dump the sandwich before i suck it's life mayo juices out of it

    I'm a sandwich... feel free to extract the life mayo juices...

    i just read that in frank's voice!

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