Time to avoid blueberries?

Acg67
Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
in Food and Nutrition
So many chemicals...

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  • SezxyStef
    SezxyStef Posts: 15,267 Member
    oh noeeeeeeeeeeeeees...

    That is way over the 5 ingrediant limit....*I didn't count them but wow*
  • QuietBloom
    QuietBloom Posts: 5,413 Member
    OMG, I just ate a bowl full of cottage cheese and.... and... CHEMICALS!!!! :sad:
  • tegalicious
    tegalicious Posts: 629
    Hahahahahahaha
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    wait, wait, wait..this is a blueberry that has "fruit sugar" in it, so this negates any impact of the chemicals and sugar...you are free to continue to consume...

    Now, if you were to sprinkle table sugar all over them and have "added" sugar, then the chemicals come back into play...
  • Rachelc1992
    Rachelc1992 Posts: 246 Member
    Just had blueberries with my breakfast :) yum yum!
  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
    I'm going to wash them down with a diet Pepsi.
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
    I freeze mine then put them in smoothies with ice cream and protein powder so it makes them all better.
  • zyxst
    zyxst Posts: 9,149 Member
    I eat dried blueberries because the drying process eliminates all those nasty chemicals.
  • kennie2
    kennie2 Posts: 1,170 Member
    yes all, please stop eating blueberries
    they're awful for you
    just send them all to my house
    where i will dispose* of them.

    *disclaimer: i will actually eat them all and turn into a massive blueberry :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:
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  • Stripeness
    Stripeness Posts: 511 Member
    wait, wait, wait..this is a blueberry that has "fruit sugar" in it, so this negates any impact of the chemicals and sugar...you are free to continue to consume...

    Now, if you were to sprinkle table sugar all over them and have "added" sugar, then the chemicals come back into play...

    Unless you consume them within 3.14 minutes after a vigorous fasted workout. Then your body recognizes the added sugar as pie, and since pie is a good thing, begins to immediately shed fat and toxins.
  • AllonsYtotheTardis
    AllonsYtotheTardis Posts: 16,947 Member
    you will have to pry them from my cold, dead hands. Now - when will they be back in season, so I can buy some?
  • HappyStack
    HappyStack Posts: 802 Member
    It's OK to eat blueberries if you neutralise all the chemicals by eating them with yoghurt/quark, crispy M&Ms and marshmallows.
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    That's some dirty *kitten* food...
  • sun_fish
    sun_fish Posts: 864 Member
    Maybe we need to all eat clean and our blueberries wouldn't have chemicals. :wink:
  • lizziebeth1028
    lizziebeth1028 Posts: 3,602 Member
    Had some this morning on top of my key lime greek yogurt! Damn. I knew I should have just ate a pop tart instead.:wink:
  • ndj1979
    ndj1979 Posts: 29,136 Member
    wait, wait, wait..this is a blueberry that has "fruit sugar" in it, so this negates any impact of the chemicals and sugar...you are free to continue to consume...

    Now, if you were to sprinkle table sugar all over them and have "added" sugar, then the chemicals come back into play...

    Unless you consume them within 3.14 minutes after a vigorous fasted workout. Then your body recognizes the added sugar as pie, and since pie is a good thing, begins to immediately shed fat and toxins.

    right, that is common knowledge.
  • BeachGingerOnTheRocks
    BeachGingerOnTheRocks Posts: 3,927 Member
    It's too late for me. I'm doomed. My whole body is over-ridden with chemicals. :sad: :sad:

    hold me.
  • manderson27
    manderson27 Posts: 3,510 Member
    OMG. From now on I am only going to eat foods that do not contain any chemicals.....<googles feverishly>..... yep just as I thought. The only foods without chemicals are Chocolate, Bacon and Rum :bigsmile:
  • Blueberry09
    Blueberry09 Posts: 821 Member
    Why would you want to avoid me? :sad:
  • velrist
    velrist Posts: 6 Member


    Unless you consume them within 3.14 minutes after a vigorous fasted workout. Then your body recognizes the added sugar as pie, and since pie is a good thing, begins to immediately shed fat and toxins.

    Recognises it as Pi?
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    So many chemicals...

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    I can't pronounce a lot of those ingredients so I definitely can't eat blueberries!!!
  • Lizzy622
    Lizzy622 Posts: 3,705 Member
    The fresh air part looks bad too. I should also stop breathing.
  • Overcomer68
    Overcomer68 Posts: 23 Member
    Our natural bodies produce their very own chemicals and some more than others. :smile:
  • MysteriousMerlin
    MysteriousMerlin Posts: 2,270 Member
    Blueberries are made for stuffing up your nose, silly. Who actually eats them? :laugh:
  • HappyStack
    HappyStack Posts: 802 Member
    The only foods without chemicals are Chocolate, Bacon and Rum :bigsmile:

    OT: These foods go together so well.

    One of my favourite desserts is a banana with a little bit of spiced rum, wrapped in foil and baked for about 10-15 minutes... then drizzled with melted dark choc, with a crispy bacon rasher crumbled over the top.

    Bonus lack of chemicals.
  • QueenBishOTUniverse
    QueenBishOTUniverse Posts: 14,121 Member
    Ha! I was just thinking the other day I needed to find something like this for all future "evil chemicals" threads. Organic chemistry for the win!

    Also, need one for apples, cause you know, arsenic and what not....
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    Yes. Because they taste bad. Frauding fruits!
  • Stripeness
    Stripeness Posts: 511 Member


    Unless you consume them within 3.14 minutes after a vigorous fasted workout. Then your body recognizes the added sugar as pie, and since pie is a good thing, begins to immediately shed fat and toxins.

    Recognises it as Pi?

    No no - although that's a common misunderstanding. Literal pie. 3.14 is the Pi Time Factor that causes the added sugar to change molecular shape & chemical formula while remaining sucrose. That change is what lets the body see it as pie and thus direct fat & toxin response. It's a very complex biochemical process.
    :drinker:
  • icimani
    icimani Posts: 1,454 Member
    I love that the last ingredient is FRESH AIR (E941), (E948), (E290).
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
    *sticks finger down throat* damn just had some!

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