Post a lie about the person above

@Steph: Knits her fluffy leggings with the wool of genetically enhanced rainbow sheep.

@Skinny: Wears elaborate disguises while shopping (such as catwoman, a hotdog, a genetically enhanced rainbow sheep) so no one knows the truth of her crippling green bean addiction.

Secretly crushes on any man from North of the Mason-Dixon

She does not have an incredible body that i'm totally jealous over.....

prefers straight mish

Feels that everytime she has her picture taken it steals a little more of her soul.

Thinks I should hang from my ceiling upside down.

dresses up as the hulk on the weekends

Takes selfies inside cars that she broke into just for a rush.

Eloped in Vegas with some guy named Jim.

puts ketchup on his waffles

doesn't know how to tie her shoes

His beard is painted on

He's a bunny boiler

Justin Timberlake wrote the song "Sexy Back" about her after a steamy affair

She's a Rainbow Brite stunt double.