IF MY BODY WAS A CAR

mommared53
mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ...

But that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --



Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

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  • BernieMBurke
    BernieMBurke Posts: 206 Member
    Love it! My dome light is always on bright and my tail end still fishtails a lot.
  • HealthyishWithMaggieG
    HealthyishWithMaggieG Posts: 397 Member
    Love it! Thanks!
  • Bonnie555
    Bonnie555 Posts: 62
    Love it! LOL!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • chacaruso
    chacaruso Posts: 261 Member
    Cute!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Rats! I can't get the pictures to show up.
  • catcrazy
    catcrazy Posts: 1,740 Member
    If my body were a car I know exactly where I keep the spare tyre!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    I DID IT!! Here it is with the pictures. :happy:
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    If my body was a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull ...

    But that's not the worst of it.

    My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close

    My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

    My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

    It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed. My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

    But here's the worst of it --

    th_ATT00002.jpg

    Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!
  • WhiskeyBravo
    WhiskeyBravo Posts: 92
    Cute I love it!!! ... and if my body was a car; it would be a lemon.
  • Voncreepy2
    Voncreepy2 Posts: 1,450 Member
    I would be a mini cooper......short little compact car with short front and big rear end!!!!!
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