Women.. Best pick up line men used to talk to you.

Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
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Whats the best pick up line you ever heard.

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  • Laura732
    Laura732 Posts: 244 Member
    "Has anyone ever told you how nicely you fill out those jeans?"
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    "Would you like another bottle of Champagne?"
  • FoxBean
    FoxBean Posts: 910 Member
    "You know what goes best with vodka? A kiss"
  • JeaninePaige
    JeaninePaige Posts: 464 Member
    "Hi, how are you? :)"

    Seriously. It works.
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
    "Hi, how are you? :)"

    Seriously. It works.

    Sounds so simple. LOL
  • Kurindal
    Kurindal Posts: 355
    "Hi, how are you? :)"

    Seriously. It works.

    Sounds so simple. LOL

    It's almost like *GASP* women... are PEOPLE.
  • concordancia
    concordancia Posts: 5,320 Member
    "Hi, how are you? :)"

    Seriously. It works.

    This is one of my favorites.

    Also, "Hey, that looks like fun, can I join in?"
  • KristinaB83
    KristinaB83 Posts: 440 Member
    I don't think I've ever heard a good "line". The best is when a guy just says "Hi. I'm _____ ." and you just start talking.
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    At a natural foods store this very handsome guy asked me for tips on healthy cooking and then asked if I would like to cook together sometime. I was married to my ex husband at the time and I'm loyal, but honestly I'm about 90% sure that would have worked if I was single at the time!
  • LunaGreen
    LunaGreen Posts: 118 Member
    I use to use
    "Stop trying to add me on facebook!... oh sorry, I thought you were someone else"
    and
    "didn't we meet once?... on a yaht?..."
  • SuperstarDJ
    SuperstarDJ Posts: 442 Member
    "Hi, how are you? :)"

    Seriously. It works.

    Yep. I second that.

    Although preferably followed with, "Would you like a drink?" :happy:
  • rach41413
    rach41413 Posts: 82 Member
    I was working front desk at a hotel at the time, he was a guest...

    Him: Hey, how are you?
    Me: Just fantastic, how are you?
    Him: Terrible!
    Me: Oh no, why is that?
    Him: Because I don't have you on my arm! (Holds out his arm in a gentlemanly way.)

    If he hadn't been 25 years older than me and extremely creepy looking, it totally would have worked! ;)
  • francescarosexo
    francescarosexo Posts: 8
    'do you likes raisins?'
    'yes?'
    'how about dates?'


    hahaha the simple ones are always the best ;P
  • Vonnie0729
    Vonnie0729 Posts: 36 Member
    (as i took an order while at school)

    "Let me get a sprite, a dr pepper...and your phone number... don't mess up my order now, don't mess up my order!!"

    ..he didn't get it but it made me laugh..
  • Capt_Apollo
    Capt_Apollo Posts: 9,026 Member
    'do you likes raisins?'
    'yes?'
    'how about dates?'


    hahaha the simple ones are always the best ;P

    this is pure genius. and it's a pun!!! i love puns!!!
  • Will_Thrust_For_Candy
    Will_Thrust_For_Candy Posts: 6,109 Member
    He found a screw on the floor, picked it up, handed to me and said "wanna screw?" While we didn't screw that night, it worked and we ended up dating for a bit
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
    He found a screw on the floor, picked it up, handed to me and said "wanna screw?" While we didn't screw that night, it worked and we ended up dating for a bit

    Creative. LOL. May be men should carry screws around and drop it.
  • waytobeduck
    waytobeduck Posts: 82
    He found a screw on the floor, picked it up, handed to me and said "wanna screw?" While we didn't screw that night, it worked and we ended up dating for a bit

    Creative. LOL. May be men should carry screws around and drop it.

    wtf.
  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
    Hey, wanna get a soda and go park? Why yes I do!
  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
    Wanna go play at the playground?
  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Him: "We should go out"

    Me: I am seeing somebody.

    Him: "I know, but until you say you're married, I refuse to give up hope".

    This went on for over a year, until I was single (for completely unrelated reasons). We dated for quite a while and he's still one of my best friends.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
    'do you likes raisins?'
    'yes?'
    'how about dates?'


    hahaha the simple ones are always the best ;P

    this is pure genius. and it's a pun!!! i love puns!!!

    Yep. That one is pretty awesome. Maybe the best I've heard.

    I personally am a fan of "Does this smell like chloroform?"
  • harderpa
    harderpa Posts: 153 Member
    They all make me laugh. But I hate when a guy calls me mommy or uells at you from afar. It makes me feel like a piece of meet.

    I personally find it funny/cute when you blue it off and they follow and when you ask why they say "the father you go from me the faster I'll forget"
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Get in the van.
  • Adrasteis
    Adrasteis Posts: 110 Member
    "you're going to have to do better than that to get this d**k hard"

    I was standing at the bar waiting for the drink I ordered :huh:

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