Women.. Best pick up line men used to talk to you.
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Him: "We should go out"
Me: I am seeing somebody.
Him: "I know, but until you say you're married, I refuse to give up hope".
This went on for over a year, until I was single (for completely unrelated reasons). We dated for quite a while and he's still one of my best friends.0 -
'do you likes raisins?'
'yes?'
'how about dates?'
hahaha the simple ones are always the best ;P
this is pure genius. and it's a pun!!! i love puns!!!
Yep. That one is pretty awesome. Maybe the best I've heard.
I personally am a fan of "Does this smell like chloroform?"0 -
They all make me laugh. But I hate when a guy calls me mommy or uells at you from afar. It makes me feel like a piece of meet.
I personally find it funny/cute when you blue it off and they follow and when you ask why they say "the father you go from me the faster I'll forget"0 -
Get in the van.0
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"you're going to have to do better than that to get this d**k hard"
I was standing at the bar waiting for the drink I ordered :huh:0
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