Women.. Best pick up line men used to talk to you.

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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
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    Him: "We should go out"

    Me: I am seeing somebody.

    Him: "I know, but until you say you're married, I refuse to give up hope".

    This went on for over a year, until I was single (for completely unrelated reasons). We dated for quite a while and he's still one of my best friends.
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
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    'do you likes raisins?'
    'yes?'
    'how about dates?'


    hahaha the simple ones are always the best ;P

    this is pure genius. and it's a pun!!! i love puns!!!

    Yep. That one is pretty awesome. Maybe the best I've heard.

    I personally am a fan of "Does this smell like chloroform?"
  • harderpa
    harderpa Posts: 153 Member
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    They all make me laugh. But I hate when a guy calls me mommy or uells at you from afar. It makes me feel like a piece of meet.

    I personally find it funny/cute when you blue it off and they follow and when you ask why they say "the father you go from me the faster I'll forget"
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Get in the van.
  • Adrasteis
    Adrasteis Posts: 110 Member
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    "you're going to have to do better than that to get this d**k hard"

    I was standing at the bar waiting for the drink I ordered :huh:

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