Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
    she spent most of the time in gym.
  • jenn2375
    jenn2375 Posts: 101 Member
    He ran off with my heart
  • stephen4232
    stephen4232 Posts: 1,583 Member
    She kept talking about her heart
  • DeterminedAshley
    DeterminedAshley Posts: 297 Member
    He wouldn't watch horror/thriller movies with me D:
  • stephen4232
    stephen4232 Posts: 1,583 Member
    He wouldn't watch horror/thriller movies with me D:

    Too scary for me......she kept on biting me like Dracula at the most inappropriate times
  • HDHogger
    HDHogger Posts: 764
    he wouldn't smoke cigars or drink scotch on poker night
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    he wouldn't smoke cigars or drink scotch on poker night
    Let's just say I've quit going to clubs down in old Soho.
  • Tryxxie2013
    Tryxxie2013 Posts: 1,489 Member
    He refused to serenade me outside my window
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    He refused to serenade me outside my window
    Philemaphobia:(
  • Tryxxie2013
    Tryxxie2013 Posts: 1,489 Member
    He refused to serenade me outside my window
    Philemaphobia:(

    LMFAO Awesome!!!
  • fitfan11
    fitfan11 Posts: 544 Member
    she had too many crushes. LMFAO!!! (and not the group)
  • bmason67
    bmason67 Posts: 886
    because they are a Michigan fan
  • HDHogger
    HDHogger Posts: 764
    I kicked him out as a roomie cause he kept eating all my groceries.
  • Adrianachiarato
    Adrianachiarato Posts: 362 Member
    He was kinda cold
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
    She ate my cookies.
  • Adrianachiarato
    Adrianachiarato Posts: 362 Member
    He had stinky feet
  • bmason67
    bmason67 Posts: 886
    Because I made a big mistake
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    He grew tired of me...I could see it in his eyes.
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
    It was all a dream.
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    It was all a dream.

    Second time you've dumped me in your dreams....wake the hell up already! Lol.....:-)
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
    It was all a dream.

    Second time you've dumped me in your dreams....wake the hell up already! Lol.....:-)

    LOL. Glad it was a dream. :happy:
  • bmason67
    bmason67 Posts: 886
    It was all a dream.

    Second time you've dumped me in your dreams....wake the hell up already! Lol.....:-)

    Groovy, you are my dreams
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    Sorry. Fattyman......

    I'm leaving with Mas~
  • Leonidas_meets_Spartacus
    Leonidas_meets_Spartacus Posts: 6,198 Member
    I just got dumped. LOL
  • KrysBlaze
    KrysBlaze Posts: 196 Member
    He was always running. It seemed like a commitment issue. =oP
  • avalonms
    avalonms Posts: 2,468 Member
    He was always running. It seemed like a commitment issue. =oP
    She was spending more time on her public access channel knitting show than going out with me.
  • KrysBlaze
    KrysBlaze Posts: 196 Member
    LOL
    He was always running. It seemed like a commitment issue. =oP
    She was spending more time on her public access channel knitting show than going out with me.

    Only because I constantly found him *sobs*.... "polishing" his cello!!!
  • vfett1018
    vfett1018 Posts: 131 Member
    I realized she was a woman.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    because, although she is smokin hot, she is literally half my age. why couldn't her parents have banged 10 years earlier? :sad:
  • vfett1018
    vfett1018 Posts: 131 Member
    because, although she is smokin hot, she is literally half my age. why couldn't her parents have banged 10 years earlier? :sad:

    Because he jump ropes better than I do. That is NOT okay!


    And well, hmmm. I've got two sisters, one is 9 years older who is basically my twin with brown hair, and the other is 13 years older. Lucky you! Oh wait, they're both in relationships, damn! Don't worry you dodged two bullets with those two.
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