Why did you dump the person above you?

1PatientBear · January 2014

Men, women....we all suck. Tell us why.

djeffreys10 · January 2014

Because you root for the wrong tigers. WAR DAMN EAGLE!

1PatientBear · January 2014

Because you root for the wrong tigers. WAR DAMN EAGLE!

Because he had to edit his post to the spell the mascot of his own school correctly!!!

Sinisterly · January 2014

Because their username lies!!! Not a bear at all!!!

shutyourpieholeandsquat · January 2014

because their neurons weren't firing correctly

1PatientBear · January 2014

Because she likes HER weiner (dog) better than mine!!

RN514 · January 2014

@wienerdog- She stole my mini dachshund!!

PatientBear wasn't patient at all!

coretemp · January 2014

I didn't!

ParamoreAddict · January 2014

Her check bounced *avoids flying rocks*

scottkjar · January 2014

After she lost all that weight, I realized that she was a HE and that those had been man boobs!

sullengirl78 · January 2014

cause they only eat 1200 calories

Edwin_S · January 2014

She wouldn't share the remote.

shutyourpieholeandsquat · January 2014

cause he was prettier than me

mizvandyk_82 · January 2014

She wouldn't let me touch her wiener...dog

1PatientBear · January 2014

Her husband shot at me

mizvandyk_82 · January 2014

Her husband shot at me

Lol

Edwin_S · January 2014

There can only be one of us with amazing eyes

mizvandyk_82 · January 2014

There can only be one of us with amazing eyes

He wins *kicks rocks*

JeaninePaige · January 2014

Takes better selfies than I do

Edwin_S · January 2014

I couldnt stop smiling

1PatientBear · January 2014

Doesn't like bacon

RN514 · January 2014

I found out those kids weren't mine!

mizvandyk_82 · January 2014

Doesn't like bacon

Expected me to share the bacon :grumble:

1PatientBear · January 2014

Likes turkey bacon

MileHighFitness · January 2014

She refused to nude sun bathe with me.. at vandy

KimberlinaB · January 2014

He stole my hat...

cursiny · January 2014

@ milehigh. He lapped me and wouldn't let me forget it!!

Edwin_S · January 2014

I found out those kids weren't mine!

Haha too funny!

@mizvandyk_82 My parents adopted her and disowned me.

1PatientBear · January 2014

She always complained about her shoulder being cold (Flabby2Fabi)

KimberlinaB · January 2014

@Edwin_S looks better in plaid than I do.

scottkjar · January 2014

Because she kept wearing flannel to bed.

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