Why did you dump the person above you?

1PatientBear

Because she likes to macramé

Sinisterly

Wouldn't stop stealing my twinkies.

mister_universe

Because I'm not her type. I don't know why she started with me to begin with. Nevertheless, it hurts.

Cali_Chica

His fear of long-term commitment

Sinisterly

She was tooo hottt to handle

sassypants0923

Pssssh as if! Nevvverrr **clings**

mister_universe

her clingy nature. eeeww.

Sinisterly

He likes to be duct taped to the wall and tickled with feathers.

sassypants0923

her clingy nature. eeeww.

I'm like a dryer sheet stuck in your pants

skinnyinnotime

She wouldn't get out of the car....ever

Cali_Chica

She constantly stole my show with her beauty

islander_2013

temporary insanity

Sinisterly

Not having original lines.

_NAUTILUS_

Tried to eat my chili cheese fries!

islander_2013

for being arrogant

Sinisterly

He be creepin' n rollin', ain't no stoppin', just goin'.

kimosabe1

found a new *****

AshleyM71

She loved her Harley more than me. Boo hoo ????

djxil

@kim, because she hates the colors, blue and maroon.

@Ashley, truth be known, she dumped me but I told all my friends, bragging how I just had to cut her loose.

fitmusiclifeviola

I just wasn't that into him.