Why did you dump the person above you?

sassypants0923

Nobody would let him outta those chains

_errata_

She drank all my whisky.

regosaki

Because they didn't understand or share my intense love of the 80's musical styling's of Mr Phil Collins, when they began questioning me about the Phil effigy I was building on the alter of genesis (The band not the book) I knew then they had to go!!!

sassypants0923

He sent me a waaaay too creepy pm @ errata

solarpower03

Because Sith Lords and I don't have a good past.

@solar- you covers your abs!

LMAO, haven't I been dumped for exposing abs?!

@Just Ash- I got scared!

1PatientBear

Made me watch Lifetime movies

FindingMyPerfection

Made me watch Lifetime movies

he just wanted to get his feet wet!

1PatientBear

Likes cauliflower crust pizza

fitandskinnygal

He didn't save me when I was drowning

kimosabe1

husband addicted to porn

solarpower03

Taking nude pics of me

Sinisterly

Told me that my bmx bike was lame!

1PatientBear

Calls her Big Wheel a BMX bike

AsparagusFinch

Because he got mad every time I called him Ashley.

kimosabe1

stuck his pinky where?

solarpower03

I was much of a tart for her

_errata_

Because he got mad every time I called him Ashley.

Because she never let me get to second base.

EDIT: @ Solarpower: I used too much propane and propane accessories.

Will_Thrust_For_Candy

@ solar Those abs started to hurt.