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Why did you dump the person above you?
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@Amber Well we were on and off for a while, and were happy while it lasted. But she just couldn't stop using my toothbrush, and, ew.
You LIKED IT!!!0 -
@Amber Well we were on and off for a while, and were happy while it lasted. But she just couldn't stop using my toothbrush, and, ew.
You LIKED IT!!!
That's just what I said to get you in the bubble bath with me!!! (It worked every time!)0 -
A bubble bath meant just a bubble bath0
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personality of a rock0
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up herself lololol0
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He just never looked up from his phone :grumble:0
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She always told me off for looking rough haha0
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For being too gorgeous. My insecurity took over. :sad:0
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Because she try to get wit my mens!
(For freeeeeee.... I'm a pimpstress! Where's my money?!)0 -
because she had too many Mens0
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Because she wouldn't make me leader of the badass army.0
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Turns out, he had a pen!s.0
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he was taking my play away!0
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Can't handle long distance relationships0
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Because she is just so darn fit and I felt too bad while she did head stands and all I could do was gaze at her, ummm, form?
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Because women could not stop flirting with him...and I could not take it!0
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Because she thinks turkey bacon is bacon0
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when he can have all the ladies in the world... why the hell would he spend another second with me!0
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He found another to help with his stretching techniques....0
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She was helping others with "stretching" behind my back this whole time!0
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She was helping others with "stretching" behind my back this whole time!
LOL Jeff this is hilarious! good banter
I got jealous as his beard had more depth than mine0 -
He uses kilograms instead of pounds. Like, omg.0
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Her husband found out about us.0
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@Mustgetbuff Because she keeps posing as a bride in celebrity wedding catalogues0
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Told me that I needed to get naked so they could see my form
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She's the ho that couldn't be saved.
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Because Batman isn't a super hero0
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he's headless0
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Looks too much like my Real Doll.
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