Why did you dump the person above you?

Groovyca2022

kept shoving her pasta in my face

Mr_Competitive

smelt like stale pasta when we kissed?

bmason67

has better sunglasses than me

junglejane12

Because he takes better selfies than I do!

jordanfaithl

because she's more flexible than me

solarpower03

@ junglejnae: Didn't hook up after winning lottery

_errata_

She ate all of my ding dongs.

EDIT: Damn it solar powered.... you have thwarted me for the last time!

bmason67

Because he takes better selfies than I do!

I disagree

kimosabe1

left jerker

1PatientBear

Leaves her turn signal on for MILES and MILES

junglejane12

Pees in the pool

Sinisterly

Drank the pool water and found out that the person above peed in the pool

1PatientBear

Judges people for drinking pee water

junglejane12

You don't look like you did on Christian Mingle.

1PatientBear

You CLAIMED to be more flexible on J-Date.

junglejane12

My brothers cousins best friends sisters fish died and I just need some space.

Edwin_S

Forgot to water my plants for me

junglejane12

Forgot to tell me your plants were plastic.

1PatientBear

Forgot to untie her after shenanigans and left for work. She got mad for some reason, so I had to end it due to unreasonability.

junglejane12

The use of the word shenanigans