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Why did you dump the person above you?
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Told me she wanted to hear all my feelings and kept falling asleep when I did :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:0
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She had man hands0
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Didn't allow a 3some0
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Because he wanted a 3some....
Okay, I would still stay- I could never leave solar :blushing:0 -
Because she just couldn't leave her Ex and told me how great he was allllll the time!
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I'm sorry, it was either his hands or his berries. He chose to keep the berries, so I kept the hands.She had man hands
@dean: Would talk in her sleep about her fantasies with Thor.
@JefferyArnold: Ran out of gas in the middle of Texas
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She said she needed space.0
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Too formal. I was always more of a track-suit-all-the-time guy...0
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@Sinisterly - True story... the bike is always thirsty. Would certainly run out!0
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My car lost in the race with his bike0
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Kept looking better in everything he wore and got all the compliments when out0
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He only wanted to use his tie when dressing for work, not for extra circulars.0
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Because he kept saying his ties "Were for work only"0
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@jkandktmom: Because she was taking a selfie in the car and wrecked it.0
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@Cindy311: I tried to tie her up in the bedroom0
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Kept calling me Clark Kent0
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He stole my superhero shirt.0
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She kept saying "Hello good citizen, I'm Batman" in response to everything I suggested.0
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He stoled my glasses!!0
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becuase i said i fancy MI*F0
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Couldn't get the knots tight enough0
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She refused the rugged steel handcuff0
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He was prettier than me!! :sad: :sad:0
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It's not you. It's me.0
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She wouldn't let me use her glasses...plus I don't date other Iowans :happy:0
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Lot more weight than me0
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He ate all of my protein muffins :sad:0
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She refused to ingest the protein shake off the tap that I offered0
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He refused to eat pineapple for a week straight.0
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She kept stealing Solar from me....and then they both would dump me and leave NO pineapple or protein muffins in the house!0
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