Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • AmberJewelCR
    AmberJewelCR Posts: 97
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    @Amber Well we were on and off for a while, and were happy while it lasted. But she just couldn't stop using my toothbrush, and, ew.

    You LIKED IT!!!
  • KenziesFrenzies
    KenziesFrenzies Posts: 1,014 Member
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    @Amber Well we were on and off for a while, and were happy while it lasted. But she just couldn't stop using my toothbrush, and, ew.

    You LIKED IT!!!

    That's just what I said to get you in the bubble bath with me!!! (It worked every time!)
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    A bubble bath meant just a bubble bath
  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
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    personality of a rock
  • prime853
    prime853 Posts: 519
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    up herself lololol
  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
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    He just never looked up from his phone :grumble:
  • MoJokes
    MoJokes Posts: 691
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    She always told me off for looking rough haha
  • Jamie_Jamz
    Jamie_Jamz Posts: 26
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    For being too gorgeous. My insecurity took over. :sad:
  • MercenaryNoetic26
    MercenaryNoetic26 Posts: 2,747 Member
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    Because she try to get wit my mens!

    (For freeeeeee.... I'm a pimpstress! Where's my money?!)
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
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    because she had too many Mens
  • b3st
    b3st Posts: 1,350 Member
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    Because she wouldn't make me leader of the badass army.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    Turns out, he had a pen!s.
  • MoJokes
    MoJokes Posts: 691
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    he was taking my play away!
  • _Calypso_
    _Calypso_ Posts: 1,074 Member
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    Can't handle long distance relationships
  • JefferyArnold
    JefferyArnold Posts: 1,479 Member
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    Because she is just so darn fit and I felt too bad while she did head stands and all I could do was gaze at her, ummm, form? :)
  • deanjou59
    deanjou59 Posts: 737 Member
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    Because women could not stop flirting with him...and I could not take it!
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    Because she thinks turkey bacon is bacon
  • MoJokes
    MoJokes Posts: 691
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    when he can have all the ladies in the world... why the hell would he spend another second with me!
  • askeates
    askeates Posts: 1,490 Member
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    He found another to help with his stretching techniques....
  • JefferyArnold
    JefferyArnold Posts: 1,479 Member
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    She was helping others with "stretching" behind my back this whole time!

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