Why did you dump the person above you?

Mr_Competitive

she had me all wrong...

Sinisterly

Pointed a laser at a plane and blamed me

Chieflrg

Not crazy nuff for me...

islander_2013

@ sin .....she wanted an orgy of Juan's

Chieflrg

she wanted on orgy of Juan's

He kept asking me to call him John instead of Juan...

coretemp

He kept crushing my head under his arm

MercenaryNoetic26

My legs are bigger

sugarkissprincess

She stole my pink hoodie

kristarablue2

Because she is cuter than I am...made me look bad...eeekkkk

focusedfitness123

Because she was out of my league and kept reminding me of it.

Chieflrg

Because there is a backpack law in my state...

Mustgetbuff

Because he kept using his abs to grate cheese.

solarpower03

married someone else

Portugueselove

Because he was too hot for me.

solarpower03

She lied to dump me!

Karabobarra

He kept wearing my wonderwoman panties

Amadbro

Wanted to give me a "hot lunch". I wasn't having that

solarpower03

@karabobarra: Just to teach her how to strut in them + her heels. She took it in non sporting way.

Karabobarra

lol, because I had to fight him to get the boots back ... and now they don't fit!!

Karabobarra

@ amadbro... he didn't like my cooking

DJMIKEY1

She beat me at arm wrestling!

solarpower03

@karabobarra: On purpose so that I get a reason to spank her for poor boots but she refused!

AsparagusFinch

He only has energy when the sun's around.

KenziesFrenzies

She kept stealing my peanut m&m's and blaming it on the dog. Not cool, woman.

coretemp

excessive use of the word Dobre! LOL

JesRuizz

he never put clothes on...(time and place man ... time and place)

Mr_Competitive

I was waaaay to good looking for her, plus all her young friends hit on me... it got old real quick

JesRuizz

ran off with my brother

Crimson_Fire

Her hair was way too perfect all the time!

coretemp

ran off with my brother

LOL - Jess