Why did you dump the person above you?
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She was helping others with "stretching" behind my back this whole time!
LOL Jeff this is hilarious! good banter
I got jealous as his beard had more depth than mine0 -
He uses kilograms instead of pounds. Like, omg.0
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Her husband found out about us.0
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@Mustgetbuff Because she keeps posing as a bride in celebrity wedding catalogues0
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Told me that I needed to get naked so they could see my form
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She's the ho that couldn't be saved.
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Because Batman isn't a super hero0
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he's headless0
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Looks too much like my Real Doll.
![:\](https://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/resources/emoji/confused.png ":\")
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Claims the noodz are Rosie O'Donnells and that it's not him in there with her.0
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@mister_univer Because he's likes DC and I'm all about the Marvel.0
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Because she refused to boost my ego any by calling me Thor, while I lifted weights.0
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He did a wheelie while I was on the back of that bike. :noway:0
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Because her mascot is a Shocker0
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Didn't flash me as requested.0
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Cuz she's prettier than me.0
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She doesn't like Star Wars. Sorry, dude. Dealbreaker.0
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she looks like a cop0
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spends too much time and money on his car and not enough time with me0
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