Why did you dump the person above you?

jcast92

Because the beard was too scratchy!

1PatientBear

She had trouble adjusting after her Siamese twin was separated from her

jkandktmom

He was NOT patient!

Mr_Competitive

she looked too much like my mum

beernpizza2

He was too competitive

AshleyM71

She was out of my league. :flowerforyou:

karllundy

Because she lost more weight than I did :grumble:

Mr_Competitive

When we went out he just couldnt keep a lid on it...

roanokejoe49

He looked too much like D.B. Cooper.

Purrmauh

My dad thought my boyfriend should be younger than him (my dad) :happy:

coretemp

^ wouldn't stop looking at me like that! : )

Excuse_less

For walking around wearing those underwear

coretemp

For walking around wearing those underwear

I hear you brother, LOL!

marvybells

kept trying to steal my socks

SugarBaby71

So I could steal the socks

AshleyM71

She was too cute. It distracted me

funforsports

Red lipstick kept leaving marks all over me.

roanokejoe49

She kept requesting a "motorboat" in public. Well-breasted chicks are so demanding like that.

AsparagusFinch

He was always making generalisations about well-breasted chicks.

roanokejoe49

She kept thinking demeaning generalizations are a bad thing.

jlschuh44

@!Asparagus...She was too damn beautiful...strangers were always 'checking her out'!

tyrsnbdr

too much time looking the mirror and not paying attention to me

Excuse_less

For being a San Francisco Whiners fan

Slendermike

always drinking

GlutenFreeWench

He refused to ditch the hat.

Or the angry look.

NanzyBoek

kept demanding 3somes

islander_2013

all she wanted was 4 somes

Excuse_less

Wasn't very good with a putter

sassypants0923

He was creepin in my window

funforsports

Posted our videos on the internet.