Why did you dump the person above you?

Sinisterly

Told me she wanted to hear all my feelings and kept falling asleep when I did :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

funforsports

She had man hands

solarpower03

Didn't allow a 3some

deanjou59

Because he wanted a 3some....

Okay, I would still stay- I could never leave solar :blushing:

JefferyArnold

Because she just couldn't leave her Ex and told me how great he was allllll the time!

Sinisterly

She had man hands

I'm sorry, it was either his hands or his berries. He chose to keep the berries, so I kept the hands.

@dean: Would talk in her sleep about her fantasies with Thor.

@JefferyArnold: Ran out of gas in the middle of Texas

tomwatso

She said she needed space.

HealthWoke0ish

Too formal. I was always more of a track-suit-all-the-time guy...

JefferyArnold

@Sinisterly - True story... the bike is always thirsty. Would certainly run out!

solarpower03

My car lost in the race with his bike

JefferyArnold

Kept looking better in everything he wore and got all the compliments when out

jkandktmom

He only wanted to use his tie when dressing for work, not for extra circulars.

Cindy311

Because he kept saying his ties "Were for work only"

Danny_Boy13

@jkandktmom: Because she was taking a selfie in the car and wrecked it.

solarpower03

@Cindy311: I tried to tie her up in the bedroom

Twisted_Wrister

Kept calling me Clark Kent

Fittykitty11

He stole my superhero shirt.

karllundy

She kept saying "Hello good citizen, I'm Batman" in response to everything I suggested.

jkandktmom

He stoled my glasses!!

solarpower03

becuase i said i fancy MI*F