Why did you dump the person above you?

Cindy311

Couldn't get the knots tight enough

solarpower03

She refused the rugged steel handcuff

jkandktmom

He was prettier than me!! :sad: :sad:

Fittykitty11

It's not you. It's me.

karllundy

She wouldn't let me use her glasses...plus I don't date other Iowans :happy:

solarpower03

Lot more weight than me

Cindy311

He ate all of my protein muffins :sad:

solarpower03

She refused to ingest the protein shake off the tap that I offered

Cindy311

He refused to eat pineapple for a week straight.

deanjou59

She kept stealing Solar from me....and then they both would dump me and leave NO pineapple or protein muffins in the house!

funforsports

Kept baking protein muffins instead of protein pancakes.

AshleyM71

His abs were better than mine, and it just pissed me off. ????

1PatientBear

She has the same name as my ex

solarpower03

I was not patient!

Sinisterly

Dared me to go on Jerry Springer over my fear of boxes.

Chieflrg

Ate all my chocolates...

solarpower03

Broke the pull up bar

Fittykitty11

Got annoyed with my asking him to pronounce a bunch of words so I could hear the accent.

Sinisterly

Got annoyed with my asking him to pronounce a bunch of words so I could hear the accent.

They don't tend to get annoyed over that lol.

Told me her name was Twinkie.

Goldenwoof

Because she's sinister. That name is no joke.