Why did you dump the person above you?

islander_2013

she kept taking bad photos

Mr_Competitive

I couldnt take his fetish for randomly urinating on gof courses

AshleyM71

He was trying to work out and obtain better legs than me....He's so competitive lol

Mr_Competitive

She had this thing about legs, I was much more interested in her mind...

bmason67

too competitive

Mrsallypants

chronic impotence.

Groovyca2022

Used all my bubble bath and scented lotions on his dogs

coretemp

always interrogating my whereabouts - Mr. Sally, LOL

Groovy was never satisfied!

altoclefmama

He refused to wear pants in public!

reachmygoalia

nevr made love wit me lol;) @coretemp

mister_universe

catfished me.

sassypants0923

Better legs than me

mister_universe

you should see me in a pencil skirt.

Sinisterly

Rooted for the other team and caused mine to lose!

Chieflrg

I did?

Sum o *kitten*.

Take me back...

sassypants0923

Neeevverrr

Timshel_

Not enough sassy and too much pants.

Sinisterly

Not enough sassy and too much pants.

She's PLENTY sassy AND plenty pants! :laugh: :laugh:

For not believing in the power of the sassypant!!!

mister_universe

For being a sucker.

Sinisterly

You say that like it's a bad thing

For not sending people enough creepy vibes.

mister_universe

Rough Rider 3000 sent. Enjoy. :flowerforyou:

Mr_Competitive

he thought the world revolved around him....

Sinisterly

Refused to include me in his competition.

mister_universe

She outted me. :grumble:

altoclefmama

He has nicer legs than me. *le sigh*

Edit: Oh, someone said that! So... he never changed those tight red/black undies!

momofGD

She decided I wasn't her type.

Mrsallypants

wanted to cuckold with men much bigger than me.

Mr_Competitive

he was all sizzle and no sausage...

Groovyca2022

Would shout out his own name during sex!

coretemp

LOL!