Why did you dump the person above you?

coretemp · January 2014

she was always punking me

bmason67 · January 2014

bigger arms than me

MercenaryNoetic26 · January 2014

Brawny had an affair with Mr. Clean :explode:

jessgumkowski88 · January 2014

Too jealous of her gorgeous cheekbones! And her obsession with llamas was getting out of hand..

DreamOfSunshine · January 2014

she kept hiding my ice-cream :frown:

Inner_Goddess · January 2014

She kept borrowing my clothes

GenF32 · January 2014

I just fell out of love with her... *shrug*

Groovyca2022 · January 2014

She keep calling me "John"...wth!

djxil · January 2014

Well, Gen and I have been dating for years, in complete secret. No one knew just how much we cared about each other. I would start a sentence and she would end it, we both loved the same things, enjoyed the same music, everything was going really well, then she found out that I was completely a figment of her imagination and I just could not handle it so I had to dump her. I am now dating this new girl, but shhhhhh, don't tell her, she's really Groovy. Hey Groovy, I did not see you there

Damn, these threads update quickly.

Teddy_B · January 2014

Just holding up my end of a deal with the devil

MsJulielicious · January 2014

incompatible t.v. viewing habits

walleyclan1 · January 2014

Not enough tattoos

djxil · January 2014

@Walley, b/c I was her 21st friend and she only keeps 20, damn, she lied, she's got 29 friends, I guess I did not have to dump you after all, wanna give it another go...