Why did you dump the person above you?
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I didn't mean to, but her hair hypnotized me and I did a crazy thing0
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her hair was just too awesome she stole all the attention! :-)0
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watches Dr. Oz0
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Thought she was Dorothy from The Wizard of Oz0
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She has a tramp stamp
You told me you loved my tramp stamp :sad: :sad:
Its the only.thing I could come up with. Its not you... its me.0 -
She has a tramp stamp
You told me you loved my tramp stamp :sad: :sad:
Its the only.thing I could come up with. Its not you... its me.
Whew what a relief0 -
She use my toothbrush to clean the toilet.0
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She had two others on the side.0
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Wouldn't let me watch Scooby Doo Reruns0
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Collapsed my house of cards.0
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she caught me taking selfies all the time0
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not a lesbian
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High maintenance0
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Because she was a premature ejaculator! ha ha ha ha ha!0
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Because she was a premature ejaculator! ha ha ha ha ha!
Same...= )0 -
she ate my cookie.0
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Because she insisted on watching "the notebook" for the thousandth time.0
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she beat me at arm wrestling0
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You said you wouldn't tell! grrrr!Because she was a premature ejaculator! ha ha ha ha ha!
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she was texting her other women0
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Jealousy over my well thought out and highly detailed plans for world domination.0
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Jealousy over my well thought out and highly detailed plans for world domination.
he watched too much pinky and the brain0 -
Failure in dominating the world.0
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PEASANTS!
Hated my pet names.0 -
Couldn't agree on which cartoons to watch0
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is intimidated by women lifters0
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Beat up my pet wolf with her fists.0
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he owns a wolf. haha0
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Didn't dump her... Just went for a ride 12 years ago and haven't made it back yet...
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doesnt believe in safe words
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