Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • charliex2202
    charliex2202 Posts: 4,281 Member
    Cause she was spanking me too much

    lol no such thing as too much :tongue:
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    cant walk and chew gum at the same time
  • Tryxxie2013
    Tryxxie2013 Posts: 1,489 Member
    Stole my favourite jeans...I don't care if they look better on her.
  • coretemp
    coretemp Posts: 1,796 Member
    wouldn't fold her arms and bounce her head like I dream of Jeannie for me, LOL
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    Stole my favourite jeans...I don't care if they look better on her.


    I'll give them back... I had no idea :blushing:
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    @coretemp didn't own any shirts
  • Tryxxie2013
    Tryxxie2013 Posts: 1,489 Member
    Stole my favourite jeans...I don't care if they look better on her.


    I'll give them back... I had no idea :blushing:

    Awwww, thanks babe! YAY, we made up!!! :flowerforyou:
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    Stole my favourite jeans...I don't care if they look better on her.


    I'll give them back... I had no idea :blushing:

    Awwww, thanks babe! YAY, we made up!!! :flowerforyou:

    yippee :love: :drinker:
  • coretemp
    coretemp Posts: 1,796 Member
    @coretemp didn't own any shirts

    shooting for minimal undie comments, LOL
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Likes wearing footie pajamas to bed
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    for doing a triple lindy off the high dive
  • kelseyjsnyder
    kelseyjsnyder Posts: 219 Member
    for having a tramp stamp ;)
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    for having a tramp stamp ;)


    that's why you wanted to date me in the first place....:sad: :grumble:
  • islander_2013
    islander_2013 Posts: 13,378 Member
    she never had enough tats
  • kelseyjsnyder
    kelseyjsnyder Posts: 219 Member
    for having a tramp stamp ;)


    that's why you wanted to date me in the first place....:sad: :grumble:

    Till i found out your ex you stole your jeans from did the tattoo and then i found out you and your ex were back together again. :)
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    she never had enough tats



    buy me more :blushing:
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    for having a tramp stamp ;)


    that's why you wanted to date me in the first place....:sad: :grumble:

    Till i found out your ex you stole your jeans from did the tattoo and then i found out you and your ex were back together again. :)


    busted.. hum guess that does make me kind of a tramp....im sorry :blushing: :glasses:
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
    because she didn't let me gently whip her with her leather belt
  • JefferyArnold
    JefferyArnold Posts: 1,479 Member
    @faytwain I kept hearing from everyone how she was a tramp and she would always confirm it with her friends.

    @solarpower03 Because I could never get him to put on a shirt... Like seriously, who goes to the movies without a shirt? (Not hatin' bro, I'd do the same thing if I had the body to pull it off.)
  • islander_2013
    islander_2013 Posts: 13,378 Member
    she never had enough tats



    buy me more :blushing:

    sure and do i get to pick where u get them :wink:
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    she never had enough tats



    buy me more :blushing:

    sure and do i get to pick where u get them :wink:

    Oh My!!!!:blushing: :wink:
  • splitaces
    splitaces Posts: 141
    that tattoo
  • Tryxxie2013
    Tryxxie2013 Posts: 1,489 Member
    Because his car slept in a heated garage and I had to sleep in the cold basement
  • breakingthecycle722
    breakingthecycle722 Posts: 163
    she wanted to take a break and suggested I call Walt
    *GAG*
  • AIRPHOURCE
    AIRPHOURCE Posts: 18 Member
    She didn't want to get tattooed on the side like I asked.
  • Tryxxie2013
    Tryxxie2013 Posts: 1,489 Member
    she wanted to take a break and suggested I call Walt
    *GAG*

    LMAO Oh god, no...I wouldn't do that to my worse enemy...but hands off Jesse if I'm not there!

    @Air - He refused to take his tie off in bed
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    I understand you're a better bowler than me, but did you have to keep reminding me and all our friends?
  • xEarthBoundMisfit
    xEarthBoundMisfit Posts: 19
    he ate my doughnut.
  • dpwellman
    dpwellman Posts: 3,271 Member
    Leaving unattended food on the counter
  • FancyPantsFran
    FancyPantsFran Posts: 3,687 Member
    found out he fathered the lollipop kids from the wizard of oz
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