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Why did you dump the person above you?
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Cause she was spanking me too much
lol no such thing as too much0 -
cant walk and chew gum at the same time0
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Stole my favourite jeans...I don't care if they look better on her.0
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wouldn't fold her arms and bounce her head like I dream of Jeannie for me, LOL0
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Stole my favourite jeans...I don't care if they look better on her.
I'll give them back... I had no idea :blushing:0 -
@coretemp didn't own any shirts0
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Stole my favourite jeans...I don't care if they look better on her.
I'll give them back... I had no idea :blushing:
Awwww, thanks babe! YAY, we made up!!! :flowerforyou:0 -
Stole my favourite jeans...I don't care if they look better on her.
I'll give them back... I had no idea :blushing:
Awwww, thanks babe! YAY, we made up!!! :flowerforyou:
yippee:drinker:
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Likes wearing footie pajamas to bed0
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for doing a triple lindy off the high dive0
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for having a tramp stamp0
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for having a tramp stamp
that's why you wanted to date me in the first place....:sad: :grumble:0 -
she never had enough tats0
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for having a tramp stamp
that's why you wanted to date me in the first place....:sad: :grumble:
Till i found out your ex you stole your jeans from did the tattoo and then i found out you and your ex were back together again.0 -
she never had enough tats
buy me more :blushing:0 -
for having a tramp stamp
that's why you wanted to date me in the first place....:sad: :grumble:
Till i found out your ex you stole your jeans from did the tattoo and then i found out you and your ex were back together again.
busted.. hum guess that does make me kind of a tramp....im sorry :blushing: :glasses:0 -
because she didn't let me gently whip her with her leather belt0
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@faytwain I kept hearing from everyone how she was a tramp and she would always confirm it with her friends.
@solarpower03 Because I could never get him to put on a shirt... Like seriously, who goes to the movies without a shirt? (Not hatin' bro, I'd do the same thing if I had the body to pull it off.)0 -
she never had enough tats
buy me more :blushing:
sure and do i get to pick where u get them0 -
she never had enough tats
buy me more :blushing:
sure and do i get to pick where u get them
Oh My!!!!:blushing:0 -
that tattoo0
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Because his car slept in a heated garage and I had to sleep in the cold basement0
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she wanted to take a break and suggested I call Walt
*GAG*0 -
She didn't want to get tattooed on the side like I asked.0
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she wanted to take a break and suggested I call Walt
*GAG*
LMAO Oh god, no...I wouldn't do that to my worse enemy...but hands off Jesse if I'm not there!
@Air - He refused to take his tie off in bed0 -
I understand you're a better bowler than me, but did you have to keep reminding me and all our friends?0
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he ate my doughnut.0
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Leaving unattended food on the counter0
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found out he fathered the lollipop kids from the wizard of oz0
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