Why did you dump the person above you?

norm67axp

I couldn't stand the Jerk cat too. And I'm allergic!

ScorpionQwean

do I have to dump you?

norm67axp

Turns out we're still together!

Sinisterly

He was double timing me with Sharyn!!!

mister_universe

She wasn't alpha enough. I need to be dominated.

softncudly

Too beta.

deanjou59

@ mister :sad: He told me I never had a chance to be Mrs_universe

@soft she said she liked to cuddle, but every time I tried she pushed me away

WeepingAngel81

59 wasn't cutting it for me

sugarkissprincess

She has prettier legs then me

islander_2013

she stopped putting sugar on her kisses

MysteriousMerlin

Crampin' my style, yo

softncudly

I like okra.

wayback63

attracted lightning

solarpower03

Liked his cap

Sinisterly

Stole my twinkies.

DJMIKEY1

Painted my face while I was sleeping, woke up looking like PennyWise the clown.

softncudly

He would not look up at me.:ohwell:

CJisinShape

Didn't want to go to Marvel convention

CharlieB145

They kept talking about Lovely Logics

FancyPantsFran

She wouldn't let go of my Eggo

_NAUTILUS_

Gave me a my little pony tattoo when I was sleeping

Sinisterly

He knew too much about my little pony o.o

Soufre

She threw away my Pokemon card collection. Like seriously? Ok...

dpwellman

Excessive use of malapropisms. . .

resistance_freak

Because he wouldn't shave his goatee and he doesn't like the Gators.

stephross88

Because he was too sexy for his shirt

EllieForAChange

Looked better than me!

resistance_freak

Because she wouldn't keep her tongue in her mouth!

Willbenchforcupcakes

Because he couldn't keep up with me in the gym!

EllieForAChange

Because she wouldn't keep her tongue in her mouth!

What if I was trying to put it in yours?