Why did you dump the person above you?

norm67axp · January 2014

I couldn't stand the Jerk cat too. And I'm allergic!

ScorpionQwean · January 2014

do I have to dump you?

norm67axp · January 2014

Turns out we're still together!

Sinisterly · January 2014

He was double timing me with Sharyn!!!

mister_universe · January 2014

She wasn't alpha enough. I need to be dominated.

softncudly · January 2014

Too beta.

deanjou59 · January 2014

@ mister :sad: He told me I never had a chance to be Mrs_universe

@soft she said she liked to cuddle, but every time I tried she pushed me away

WeepingAngel81 · January 2014

59 wasn't cutting it for me

sugarkissprincess · January 2014

She has prettier legs then me

islander_2013 · January 2014

she stopped putting sugar on her kisses

MysteriousMerlin · January 2014

Crampin' my style, yo

softncudly · January 2014

I like okra.

wayback63 · January 2014

attracted lightning

solarpower03 · January 2014

Liked his cap

Sinisterly · January 2014

Stole my twinkies.

DJMIKEY1 · January 2014

Painted my face while I was sleeping, woke up looking like PennyWise the clown.

softncudly · January 2014

He would not look up at me.:ohwell:

CJisinShape · January 2014

Didn't want to go to Marvel convention

CharlieB145 · January 2014

They kept talking about Lovely Logics

FancyPantsFran · January 2014

She wouldn't let go of my Eggo

_NAUTILUS_ · January 2014

Gave me a my little pony tattoo when I was sleeping

Sinisterly · January 2014

He knew too much about my little pony o.o

Soufre · January 2014

She threw away my Pokemon card collection. Like seriously? Ok...

dpwellman · January 2014

Excessive use of malapropisms. . .

resistance_freak · January 2014

Because he wouldn't shave his goatee and he doesn't like the Gators.

stephross88 · January 2014

Because he was too sexy for his shirt

EllieForAChange · January 2014

Looked better than me!

resistance_freak · January 2014

Because she wouldn't keep her tongue in her mouth!

Willbenchforcupcakes · January 2014

Because he couldn't keep up with me in the gym!

EllieForAChange · January 2014

Because she wouldn't keep her tongue in her mouth!

What if I was trying to put it in yours?

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