Why did you dump the person above you?

V0lver

bought me a Japanese penis pumping system for Valentines

laxinaround

He wouldn't use his penis pumping system

regosaki

He loved David Hasselhoff more than me!.....That and he used to eat babies!

TamTastic

He watched Duck Dynasty all day long.

mcibty

She dumped on me.

serialifter

She kept me locked up in the bedroom

islander_2013

she didn't like duck dynasty

oxsarahhxo

He was too busy doing his hair and looking in the mirror all the time and he had no time for me.

islander_2013

LMAO

V0lver

He was too busy doing his hair and looking in the mirror all the time and he had no time for me.

wouldnt let me catch a break even after doing it three times in a row

BlueAngelChar

He loved his cartoons more than me :sad: :sad:

EdTheGinge

Because I just didn't match up

Shedding4Wedding2014

Too young for me :sad:

b3st

She's marrying someone else.

TamTastic

He has a better phone than I do

DreamOfSunshine

she refused to see "Moulin rouge" with me ... :frown:

Phenylethylamine_Phreak

because she is way too hot for me

TamTastic

Because he has hit the wall and there's no coming back from that.

islander_2013

she hogged the remote

BerryH

He was never home, always staring at the lake.