Why did you dump the person above you?
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Because she didn't let me kiss her abs0
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He poisoned my cat Muffin0
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She didn't strut for me in heels0
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He has no face0
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Is actually her twin sister Dolaris who killed her Russian husband and betrayed her family0
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She needed a change... Of sinister acts.0
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she liked my Emu more0
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"she liked my emu better"?
LOL.
Just put the thing back on.
On topic: He refuses to be the emu he claims to be.0 -
I escaped her van.0
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nah..you cant everything u want...lol.but i would say u get most everything u want0
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he's dating my best friends cousins sister who kissed my uncles mom's tailor0
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Because she looks like my bestie.0
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she kept making everything to confusing..lol0
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what? we're broken up....you said you'd love me forever:devil:0
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Refused to be blindfolded in the bedroom0
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he couldn't keep up with me0
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She's not into gals... And neither am I0
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Wouldn't let me lead while salsa dancing0
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Hated my puppy0
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Because she only likes guys that take rear-facing camera selfies and I'm a front facing selfie guy0
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He would take selfies during dinner0
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she refused to pose in my selfies with me.0
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His smile was always much better than mine0
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Temporary insanity0
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He wouldn't share the booze0
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I said Iron Man would whoop Bat Man's *kitten*.0
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Didn't like my tie collection.0
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wouldn't wear a bow tie0
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wouldn't wear a bow tie
That's scarily true. 0.00 -
Lol0
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