Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • V0lver
    V0lver Posts: 915 Member
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    she never shaved downstairs
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    He didn't "return".
  • Phenylethylamine_Phreak
    Phenylethylamine_Phreak Posts: 2,211 Member
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    She thought oral sex meant yelling obscenities at me
  • deanjou59
    deanjou59 Posts: 737 Member
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    Everyone kept asking me how I was able to keep a hot guy like that...
    it was bad for my self esteem....

    And, he kept talking about his ex girlfriend and how she would yell obscenities at him at the most inappropriate times!
  • solarpower03
    solarpower03 Posts: 12,161 Member
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    She was never rough with me!
  • deanjou59
    deanjou59 Posts: 737 Member
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    She was never rough with me!

    I'm pretty sure you could bring out the roughness in me:wink:

    He dumped me....:sad:
  • Purrmauh
    Purrmauh Posts: 53
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    He wrote dirty messages all around the internet to other girls :angry:
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
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    She kept beating me at Mario Kart.
    ETA:
    Actually, it wasn't the losing to her that bothered me, it was the annoying victory dance she did every single time.
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
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    He ran away with my best friend. :sad:
  • Purrmauh
    Purrmauh Posts: 53
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    @tony :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Actually I suck what comes to Mario Kart :grumble:


    And back to topic: I wasn`t ready to be a stepmother!
  • _errata_
    _errata_ Posts: 1,653 Member
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    She wanted to dye my hair red. :)
  • Tryxxie2013
    Tryxxie2013 Posts: 1,489 Member
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    Because he wanted to have me terminated!
  • tonybalony01
    tonybalony01 Posts: 613 Member
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    @jkandktmom But she had a bikini bridge!

    @Tryxxie2013 She forgot our anniversary after we'd been together for 4 weeks.
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
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    Some other girl kept following him, like all the time.
  • JefferyArnold
    JefferyArnold Posts: 1,479 Member
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    She had entirely too many men lined up looking to be with her. I wasn't able to compete.
  • DreamOfSunshine
    DreamOfSunshine Posts: 911 Member
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    he didn't buy my that Honda I was dreaming of .. ::D
  • islander_2013
    islander_2013 Posts: 13,378 Member
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    she posed way to sexy in pubic
  • ShutupndMovee257
    ShutupndMovee257 Posts: 316 Member
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    ran into a field and never came back. Lol
  • jjennyb4
    jjennyb4 Posts: 1,581 Member
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    He never took me to the Island as promised

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