Why did you dump the person above you?
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Because she wouldn't keep her tongue in her mouth!
What if I was trying to put it in yours?0 -
Because she wouldn't keep her tongue in her mouth!
What if I was trying to put it in yours?
There we go...I mean sometimes a little tongue can be good0 -
Because she wouldn't keep her tongue in her mouth!
What if I was trying to put it in yours?
There we go...I mean sometimes a little tongue can be good
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He was too flirtatious :laugh:0
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She was too hot for me0
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ditto0
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Because I can see right through you!
I'm sorry, I had to go for the low hanging fruit0 -
Because of too much tongue0
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Because of too much tongue0
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Because of too much tongue
Oh this wasn't the lie forum...0 -
All the fans and paparazzi were just too much.0
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Sent me a naughty pic of Barbra Streisand.0
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She still listens to new kids on the block0
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Intimidated by her skills with a light saber.0
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kinda wimpy...0
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Because I love my men0
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she never told me about her bald spots0
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Penis was too big.0
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he wouldn't suck my toes.0
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She went after my man!0
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She kept hiiting on my grandma0
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I went to get a tramp stamp...I started to cry...she started to laugh. Meanie :grumble:0
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She thought my tramp stamp was too girly0
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He has a tramp stamp0
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Her legs were longer than my whole body0
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I better not of...
I must of been hit in the head with a blunt object.0 -
for showing #tits0
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Hiding her face0
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He wouldn't take off the riot gear. Said I was a mean brute and he needed protection.0
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She wouldn't let me wear clothes0
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