Why did you dump the person above you?

islander_2013

way to beautiful

Sinisterly

Sent a creepy pm to about 95% of the female population on this site.

islander_2013

she took of her mask/makeup

Sinisterly

Didn't know the difference between off and of.

tyrsnbdr

she took of her mask/makeup

Found our he was a guy!!

Sinisterly

Made me lose braincells with their elite typo skills.

ShutupndMovee257

she couldn't understand my love for flan

kahdxoom

He didn't watch the road whilst he was driving!

islander_2013

she kept beating me up

Crimson_Fire

because he was creeping on too many of my friends.

Tryxxie2013

Because she stole my hairstylist.

islander_2013

@ crim because she was was a two face liar

christarae1

He wouldnt take me to the islands...

Sinisterly

For wanting to go to the "islands" with him. Trust me, you don't want to go!

regosaki

She sold my eyes on ebay!

Tryxxie2013

He refused to shave his beard.

KenziesFrenzies

She got annoyed with all the singing and dancing of the show tunes throughout the house.

Tryxxie2013

She got annoyed with all the singing and dancing of the show tunes throughout the house.

OMg, I so would not be annoyed! I'd be singing & dancing along with you.

Wanted me to get rid of my cats.

Skinny_minny_mo

@mackenzie

she wouldnt stop poking her tongue out and trying to lick me. that and she didnt respond well to 'sit' or 'stay'

regosaki

Because her real name was Keith...