Why did you dump the person above you?
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bought me a Japanese penis pumping system for Valentines0
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He wouldn't use his penis pumping system0
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He loved David Hasselhoff more than me!.....That and he used to eat babies!0
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He watched Duck Dynasty all day long.0
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She dumped on me.0
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She kept me locked up in the bedroom0
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she didn't like duck dynasty0
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He was too busy doing his hair and looking in the mirror all the time and he had no time for me.0
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LMAO0
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He was too busy doing his hair and looking in the mirror all the time and he had no time for me.
wouldnt let me catch a break even after doing it three times in a row0 -
He loved his cartoons more than me :sad: :sad:0
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Because I just didn't match up0
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Too young for me :sad:0
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She's marrying someone else.0
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He has a better phone than I do0
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she refused to see "Moulin rouge" with me ... :frown:0
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because she is way too hot for me0
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Because he has hit the wall and there's no coming back from that.0
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she hogged the remote0
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He was never home, always staring at the lake.0
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she never shaved downstairs0
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He didn't "return".0
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She thought oral sex meant yelling obscenities at me0
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Everyone kept asking me how I was able to keep a hot guy like that...
it was bad for my self esteem....
And, he kept talking about his ex girlfriend and how she would yell obscenities at him at the most inappropriate times!0 -
She was never rough with me!0
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She was never rough with me!
I'm pretty sure you could bring out the roughness in me
He dumped me....:sad:0 -
He wrote dirty messages all around the internet to other girls
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She kept beating me at Mario Kart.
ETA:
Actually, it wasn't the losing to her that bothered me, it was the annoying victory dance she did every single time.0 -
He ran away with my best friend. :sad:0
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