Why did you dump the person above you?

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  • MooseKnuckle5
    MooseKnuckle5 Posts: 89
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    Because she spells fantastic with a ph
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Put vaseline on the toilet seat.
  • amka_2015
    amka_2015 Posts: 16 Member
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    Because she's sinister.
  • JefferyArnold
    JefferyArnold Posts: 1,479 Member
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    Absolutely refused to show off her hot body on the back of my bike
  • aliencheesecake
    aliencheesecake Posts: 570 Member
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    He doesn't like Star Wars. Sorry, dude. Dealbreaker.

    Star Wars?
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Refused to dress up as Chewbacca for our naughty calendar.
  • _Calypso_
    _Calypso_ Posts: 1,074 Member
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    wouldn't let me be Princess Lea
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
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    Wouldn't look me in the eye and give me a straight answer (always looking at my feet instead).
  • jkandktmom
    jkandktmom Posts: 1,010 Member
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    Kept wanting to be the HULK in bed!
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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    Was always looking at my "feet" when I talked. Pervert.
  • Jane2285
    Jane2285 Posts: 187 Member
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    Those shorts...and always just barely jumping in the water!
    Megan:)
  • ElliottTN
    ElliottTN Posts: 1,614 Member
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    I didn't technically dump her, she just couldn't take the hint after our one night stand.
  • deanjou59
    deanjou59 Posts: 737 Member
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    @ JaneShe told me I was not cute enough for her...and I agreed.

    @Elliott- he had an affair with Jane (I still regret and think I should have stayed anyways)! LOL
  • Jane2285
    Jane2285 Posts: 187 Member
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    No way...didn't dump her! She dumped me:( She's lying!
  • Jane2285
    Jane2285 Posts: 187 Member
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    I didn't technically dump her, she just couldn't take the hint after our one night stand.

    One night stand...that's what you called it? :)
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Told me forever meant forever then shattered me in a million pieces after I gave her a cubic zirconia ring. Guess she wanted a diamond, instead!
  • DiaryOfaThickFitWoman
    DiaryOfaThickFitWoman Posts: 406 Member
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    She wasn't a male....lol
  • Jane2285
    Jane2285 Posts: 187 Member
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    Told me forever meant forever then shattered me in a million pieces after I gave her a cubic zirconia ring. Guess she wanted a diamond, instead!

    Diamonds...blah...now, if you would have given it up more, then maybe I would have stayed!
  • cmira5ol
    cmira5ol Posts: 1,246 Member
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    cuz she kept cheating on me.........hahaha
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    Confused toilet paper with cling wrap and left me covered in a pile of white on the bed, all dazed and confused. Cling wrap clings, it's not TP for bunghole :grumble: :grumble:

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