Why did you dump the person above you?
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Claims the noodz are Rosie O'Donnells and that it's not him in there with her.0
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@mister_univer Because he's likes DC and I'm all about the Marvel.0
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Because she refused to boost my ego any by calling me Thor, while I lifted weights.0
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He did a wheelie while I was on the back of that bike. :noway:0
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Didn't flash me as requested.0
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Because her mascot is a Shocker0
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Cuz she's prettier than me.0
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She doesn't like Star Wars. Sorry, dude. Dealbreaker.0
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she looks like a cop0
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spends too much time and money on his car and not enough time with me0
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Because she spells fantastic with a ph0
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Put vaseline on the toilet seat.0
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Because she's sinister.0
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Absolutely refused to show off her hot body on the back of my bike0
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He doesn't like Star Wars. Sorry, dude. Dealbreaker.
Star Wars?0 -
Refused to dress up as Chewbacca for our naughty calendar.0
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wouldn't let me be Princess Lea0
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Wouldn't look me in the eye and give me a straight answer (always looking at my feet instead).0
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Kept wanting to be the HULK in bed!0
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Was always looking at my "feet" when I talked. Pervert.0
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Those shorts...and always just barely jumping in the water!
Megan:)0 -
I didn't technically dump her, she just couldn't take the hint after our one night stand.0
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No way...didn't dump her! She dumped me:( She's lying!0
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I didn't technically dump her, she just couldn't take the hint after our one night stand.
One night stand...that's what you called it?
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Told me forever meant forever then shattered me in a million pieces after I gave her a cubic zirconia ring. Guess she wanted a diamond, instead!0
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She wasn't a male....lol0
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Told me forever meant forever then shattered me in a million pieces after I gave her a cubic zirconia ring. Guess she wanted a diamond, instead!
Diamonds...blah...now, if you would have given it up more, then maybe I would have stayed!0 -
cuz she kept cheating on me.........hahaha0
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Confused toilet paper with cling wrap and left me covered in a pile of white on the bed, all dazed and confused. Cling wrap clings, it's not TP for bunghole :grumble: :grumble:0
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