Why did you dump the person above you?

bd0027

He wouldn't go under the covers for me.

Tigerman999

She told me I was too fat

_errata_

He cheated on me with another man.

pseudomuffin

His hair is better than my hair.

irunforcookies

She wore fur to bed.

_errata_

She wouldn't share the cookies.

MinMin97

He forgot to bring the red wine=(

ND_Figgzie

she can do more chin ups than me

Jonesingmucho

He didn't like it when I stole a car for a joy ride on our second date.

mister_universe

She used me like a Ton Ton to get through the weather in Maine. Snuggled all up to get warm and then left me when Han came along.

ItsMeGee3

Tired of fighting off all the other women.

mister_universe

Got tired of convincing her that there are no other women. I'm a good boy. :smooched:

RN514

We were never together to have to go through a breakup.

b3st

I'm trying to get with her but she ran off with Lee. :sad:

RN514

Lee is on the other side of the worlllllllld! :sad:

PhoenixStrikes

It's looks like you're a red head, there can be only one. :grumble:

b3st

Lee is on the other side of the worlllllllld! :sad:

Lol, so am I...:flowerforyou:

_TastySnoBalls_

his junk glows in the dark...that's not normal

MileHighFitness

She never took me out..

charliex2202

cos i was obviously crazy or major drunk,,,

Sinisterly

@MileHigh:Too high up in the sky.

@Charlie: Out of my league haha :P

Edwin_S

She wouldn't share her Twix bar with me

emirror

Temporary insanity.

islander_2013

i must of hit my head to hard

Sinisterly

Creeped everything and everyone.

MileHighFitness

She wanted me to tattoo her name on my chest..

b3st

He was a girl...now is a guy.

Sinisterly

@MileHigh He got an "I love mommy" tattoo on his forehead with flying faeries around it.

@b3st Hating on twinkies.

elkahallick

Because she was cheating on me with sassy

Dugleik

Because you never put on a shirt, not even at my grandmothers funeral!