You ever get a pervy PM?

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  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    I get one every once in a while. My latest one was a dude older than my dad telling me he loves my "sweet hooters".... mohkay? This was a dude I had deleted off my friends list a few weeks prior because he messaged me telling me he wanted to phone bone. I'm one of the biggest pervs, but I keep my perving age-appropriate.

    Ugh, not the age thing again
    Age range for me to be amused by pervs......

    +/- 25 years

    I find the extreme ends of the spectrum to be quite amusing.

    BIG SIGH OF RELIEF

    I am within the range. :drinker:
  • lexcoulstring
    lexcoulstring Posts: 386 Member
    Be nice to get one LOL
  • HDHogger
    HDHogger Posts: 764 Member
    It took forever but I finally got one and then she wouldn't reply to my messages. Tease!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Be nice to get one LOL
    Challenge accepted.
  • Crimson_Fire
    Crimson_Fire Posts: 2,504 Member
    Still awaiting one :tongue:
    But you said I went too far last time. :angry:
  • lexcoulstring
    lexcoulstring Posts: 386 Member
    Be nice to get one LOL
    Challenge accepted.
    \m/\m/
  • focusedfitness123
    focusedfitness123 Posts: 73 Member
    NO! But now I want to. Send me your creepiest message and I will have my panel of experts pick the best one and repost it here, giving you full credit, of course.
  • jjennyb4
    jjennyb4 Posts: 1,581 Member
    I never got one till I replied to this thread. Now they come out of the woodwork... Can't complain lol ;)

    ^^^ ME TOO ^^^
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    NO! But now I want to. Send me your creepiest message and I will have my panel of experts pick the best one and repost it here, giving you full credit, of course.
    I've already posted mine. Go back a few pages. :drinker:
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,567 Member
    I get one every once in a while. My latest one was a dude older than my dad telling me he loves my "sweet hooters".... mohkay? This was a dude I had deleted off my friends list a few weeks prior because he messaged me telling me he wanted to phone bone. I'm one of the biggest pervs, but I keep my perving age-appropriate.

    Ugh, not the age thing again
    Age range for me to be amused by pervs......

    +/- 25 years

    I find the extreme ends of the spectrum to be quite amusing.

    Well im 26 and this guy is 60....so thats a little too much for me. Plus anyone referring to my boobs as sweet hooters is def too old for me lol. Can't you say something better like sweater meat, or fun bags? At least something that makes you seem a little younger.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    I get one every once in a while. My latest one was a dude older than my dad telling me he loves my "sweet hooters".... mohkay? This was a dude I had deleted off my friends list a few weeks prior because he messaged me telling me he wanted to phone bone. I'm one of the biggest pervs, but I keep my perving age-appropriate.

    Ugh, not the age thing again
    Age range for me to be amused by pervs......

    +/- 25 years

    I find the extreme ends of the spectrum to be quite amusing.

    Well im 26 and this guy is 60....so thats a little too much for me. Plus anyone referring to my boobs as sweet hooters is def too old for me lol. Can't you say something better like sweater meat, or fun bags? At least something that makes you seem a little younger.

    Here is a list of 99 names for boobs. Which one appeals to you the most?

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=99 words for boobs

    How about Super Big Gulp?
  • rockinchick221976
    rockinchick221976 Posts: 346 Member
    HAHA! Well, Does a bear *kitten* in the woods? I get at least one a day, if not more.
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Sent one to Amy and one to jessakitty last night but neither responded. I guess they didn't like them, which would ruin my perfect satisfaction rating. :grumble:
  • rockinchick221976
    rockinchick221976 Posts: 346 Member
    do women send pervy pm too?
    So, your saying the one you got was NOT from a woman? Lol Not that there's anything wrong with that.:laugh:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Sent one to Amy and one to jessakitty last night but neither responded. I guess they didn't like them, which would ruin my perfect satisfaction rating. :grumble:

    ....did you send them a junk shot?
    Because without a junk shot, that just ain't right!

    I sent every last one of mine a massive pile of junk.
  • rockinchick221976
    rockinchick221976 Posts: 346 Member
    Be nice to get one LOL
    Hmmm...I'll keep that in mind :bigsmile: :wink:
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Sent one to Amy and one to jessakitty last night but neither responded. I guess they didn't like them, which would ruin my perfect satisfaction rating. :grumble:

    ....did you send them a junk shot?
    Because without a junk shot, that just ain't right!

    I sent every last one of mine a massive pile of junk.

    I personalize my pervy messages to each recipient.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Sent one to Amy and one to jessakitty last night but neither responded. I guess they didn't like them, which would ruin my perfect satisfaction rating. :grumble:

    ....did you send them a junk shot?
    Because without a junk shot, that just ain't right!

    I sent every last one of mine a massive pile of junk.

    I personalize my pervy messages to each recipient.
    Ain't got no time for that :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Sent one to Amy and one to jessakitty last night but neither responded. I guess they didn't like them, which would ruin my perfect satisfaction rating. :grumble:

    ....did you send them a junk shot?
    Because without a junk shot, that just ain't right!

    I sent every last one of mine a massive pile of junk.

    I personalize my pervy messages to each recipient.
    Ain't got no time for that :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I want the recipient to feel special. :tongue:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    Sent one to Amy and one to jessakitty last night but neither responded. I guess they didn't like them, which would ruin my perfect satisfaction rating. :grumble:

    ....did you send them a junk shot?
    Because without a junk shot, that just ain't right!

    I sent every last one of mine a massive pile of junk.

    I personalize my pervy messages to each recipient.
    Ain't got no time for that :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I want the recipient to feel special. :tongue:
    That's what the junk shot is for!
    Make them scroll for it hahaha :P
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Still awaiting one :tongue:
    But you said I went too far last time. :angry:

    Is there such a thing as too far? :huh: :noway:
  • PghPensFan69
    PghPensFan69 Posts: 2,393 Member
    Sent one to Amy and one to jessakitty last night but neither responded. I guess they didn't like them, which would ruin my perfect satisfaction rating. :grumble:

    ....did you send them a junk shot?
    Because without a junk shot, that just ain't right!

    I sent every last one of mine a massive pile of junk.

    I personalize my pervy messages to each recipient.
    Ain't got no time for that :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I want the recipient to feel special. :tongue:
    That's what the junk shot is for!
    Make them scroll for it hahaha :P

    I am thinking I might send you one later. On the way out now though
  • NataBost
    NataBost Posts: 418 Member
    fishing.gif

    I just snorted.
  • sylviedroz
    sylviedroz Posts: 95 Member
    **** I wish!
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,094 Member
    fishing.gif

    I just snorted.
    Yah got a boog hang...just saying.

    Nice hair btw:flowerforyou:
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
    **** I wish!
    Incoming!
    And... This is my last message for now, off to bed with me!
  • Trueray
    Trueray Posts: 1,189 Member
    Nope, and not looking for it lol! My PM box remains a virgin lol
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,567 Member
    Nope, and not looking for it lol! My PM box remains a virgin lol

    Your box is not longer a virgin, totally deflowered it
  • dumb_blondes_rock
    dumb_blondes_rock Posts: 1,567 Member
    I get one every once in a while. My latest one was a dude older than my dad telling me he loves my "sweet hooters".... mohkay? This was a dude I had deleted off my friends list a few weeks prior because he messaged me telling me he wanted to phone bone. I'm one of the biggest pervs, but I keep my perving age-appropriate.

    Ugh, not the age thing again
    Age range for me to be amused by pervs......

    +/- 25 years

    I find the extreme ends of the spectrum to be quite amusing.

    Well im 26 and this guy is 60....so thats a little too much for me. Plus anyone referring to my boobs as sweet hooters is def too old for me lol. Can't you say something better like sweater meat, or fun bags? At least something that makes you seem a little younger.

    Here is a list of 99 names for boobs. Which one appeals to you the most?

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=99 words for boobs

    How about Super Big Gulp?

    I'm thinking congo bongos might be better suited for me lol
  • BigBeaver
    BigBeaver Posts: 858 Member
    Congo Bongos, I like it!
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