Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits By Pam Ayres

For all those ladies, like mysef who's boobs look more like tube socks with hockeyballs in them....


Oh, I Wish I'd Looked After Me Tits
>> By Pam Ayres
>> Oh, I wish I'd looked after me dear old knockers,
>> Not flashed them to boys behind the school lockers,
>> Or let them get fondled by randy old dockers,
>> Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> 'Cos now I'm much older and gravity's winning.
>> It's Nature's revenge for all that sinning,
>> And those dirty memories are rapidly dimming,
>> Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> 'Cos tits can be such troublesome things
>> When they no longer bounce, but dangle and swing.
>> And although they go well with my Bingo wings,
>> I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> When they're both long enough to tie up in a bow,
>> When it's not the sweet chariot that swings low,
>> When they're less of a friend and more of a foe,
>> Then I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> When I was young I got whistles and hoots,
>> From the men on the site to the men in the suits,
>> Now me nipples get stuck in the zips on me boots,
>> Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> When I was younger I rode bikes and scooters,
>> Cruising around with my favourite suitors.
>> Now the wheels get entangled with my dangling hooters,
>> I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> When they follow behind and get trapped in the door,
>> When they're less in the air and more near the floor,
>> When people see less of them rather than more,
>> Oh, I wish I'd looked after me tits.
>>
>> Pass on to all your female girlfriends of a certain age and to any males
>> of that age,
>> Who you think can handle it......despite of themselves!!!!



For those outside the UK the chariot verse refers to a rugby chant/song