A Truckload of ________ Spills On The Freeway

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Expect_The_Worst
Expect_The_Worst Posts: 171
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What food item would the truck have been transporting for you to wind up like the squirrel in this pic?

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  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    None.. I'm not going to eat off the floor.
  • bperkins88
    bperkins88 Posts: 357 Member
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    None.. I'm not going to eat off the floor.

    5 second rule. its still good
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    None.. I'm not going to eat off the floor.

    5 second rule. its still good
    You can have it O.o
    -backs away slowly glaring and hissing-
  • SunofaBeach14
    SunofaBeach14 Posts: 4,899 Member
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    Craft beer. Just lick around the shards of broken glass
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
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    Breaking news: a truckload of wigs has spilled onto the highway.

    Police are combing the area.

    I'll get me coat...
  • Expect_The_Worst
    Expect_The_Worst Posts: 171
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    None.. I'm not going to eat off the floor.

    5 second rule. its still good
    You can have it O.o
    -backs away slowly glaring and hissing-

    Sooooo ummmm you never wash your fruits and vegetables you buy at the store? More than likely they were on the ground at some point.

    Even when food is packaged there are USDA regulations on the amount of insects, rodent and human hairs allowed to be in the food and sold. (I saw an article once about beaver anal glands one time too) So eating something off the ground, sounds pretty good to me!
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    None.. I'm not going to eat off the floor.

    5 second rule. its still good
    You can have it O.o
    -backs away slowly glaring and hissing-

    Sooooo ummmm you never wash your fruits and vegetables you buy at the store? More than likely they were on the ground at some point.

    Even when food is packaged there are USDA regulations on the amount of insects, rodent and human hairs allowed to be in the food and sold. (I saw an article once about beaver anal glands one time too) So eating something off the ground, sounds pretty good to me!
    No, I pee on them first.
    Got to put those vitamins that our body does not want back into that stuff, y'know.
  • Chillyfrog
    Chillyfrog Posts: 207 Member
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  • Expect_The_Worst
    Expect_The_Worst Posts: 171
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    None.. I'm not going to eat off the floor.

    5 second rule. its still good
    You can have it O.o
    -backs away slowly glaring and hissing-

    Sooooo ummmm you never wash your fruits and vegetables you buy at the store? More than likely they were on the ground at some point.

    Even when food is packaged there are USDA regulations on the amount of insects, rodent and human hairs allowed to be in the food and sold. (I saw an article once about beaver anal glands one time too) So eating something off the ground, sounds pretty good to me!
    No, I pee on them first.
    Got to put those vitamins that our body does not want back into that stuff, y'know.

    Sweet! If it works for jellyfish stings and killing athletes foot, why not cleaning off food right?

    Might have to post the recipe in the Recipes thread.
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    None.. I'm not going to eat off the floor.

    5 second rule. its still good
    You can have it O.o
    -backs away slowly glaring and hissing-

    Sooooo ummmm you never wash your fruits and vegetables you buy at the store? More than likely they were on the ground at some point.

    Even when food is packaged there are USDA regulations on the amount of insects, rodent and human hairs allowed to be in the food and sold. (I saw an article once about beaver anal glands one time too) So eating something off the ground, sounds pretty good to me!
    No, I pee on them first.
    Got to put those vitamins that our body does not want back into that stuff, y'know.

    Sweet! If it works for jellyfish stings and killing athletes foot, why not cleaning off food right?

    Might have to post the recipe in the Recipes thread.
    I don't think it will be worth it unless I make a cleanse out of it, first... SIGH.. Woe is me.
  • Expect_The_Worst
    Expect_The_Worst Posts: 171
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    None.. I'm not going to eat off the floor.

    5 second rule. its still good
    You can have it O.o
    -backs away slowly glaring and hissing-

    Sooooo ummmm you never wash your fruits and vegetables you buy at the store? More than likely they were on the ground at some point.

    Even when food is packaged there are USDA regulations on the amount of insects, rodent and human hairs allowed to be in the food and sold. (I saw an article once about beaver anal glands one time too) So eating something off the ground, sounds pretty good to me!
    No, I pee on them first.
    Got to put those vitamins that our body does not want back into that stuff, y'know.

    Sweet! If it works for jellyfish stings and killing athletes foot, why not cleaning off food right?

    Might have to post the recipe in the Recipes thread.
    I don't think it will be worth it unless I make a cleanse out of it, first... SIGH.. Woe is me.

    Its all in the Marketing. Call it the Bear Grylls cleanse?

    042211_bear_grylls_likes_drinking_pee_t.jpg
  • Sinisterly
    Sinisterly Posts: 10,913 Member
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    None.. I'm not going to eat off the floor.

    5 second rule. its still good
    You can have it O.o
    -backs away slowly glaring and hissing-

    Sooooo ummmm you never wash your fruits and vegetables you buy at the store? More than likely they were on the ground at some point.

    Even when food is packaged there are USDA regulations on the amount of insects, rodent and human hairs allowed to be in the food and sold. (I saw an article once about beaver anal glands one time too) So eating something off the ground, sounds pretty good to me!
    No, I pee on them first.
    Got to put those vitamins that our body does not want back into that stuff, y'know.

    Sweet! If it works for jellyfish stings and killing athletes foot, why not cleaning off food right?

    Might have to post the recipe in the Recipes thread.
    I don't think it will be worth it unless I make a cleanse out of it, first... SIGH.. Woe is me.

    Its all in the Marketing. Call it the Bear Grylls cleanse?

    042211_bear_grylls_likes_drinking_pee_t.jpg
    That's not mainstream enough.. They'll think I'm trying to sell them a rap album :grumble:

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